Wow, I hadn't realized that they'd gone quite so batshit insane.
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To sum up the past few events in a few bullets;
-North Korea launches satellite Taepodong(keekles)-2 rocket into space, reports its transmitting a signal.
-Rest of the world totally calls Korea out--and for the first time realize the futility in this--when they point out the rocket fell into the Pacific. Sadly, this was not the first time this had happened ('98, '03, '06).
-In a historic act of international "Up-Yoursism", North Korea conducts nuclear test.
-Rest of the world considers response, decides on "you're a bad child but hey, you've got a gun now so we're just gonna chill over here and lock Japan and South Korea in a room with you to see what happens." Problem solved.
-Days ago Japanese media reports the N Korea is ready for 2 things; first, Kim Jong Il's younger son has been deemed his successor, a claim it seems is based on his paternally inherited interest in being a psychotic dictator. Secondly, they are interested in firing rockets at Hawaii.
-The U.S. responds by reinforcing Hawaii's defenses and saying "Fuck you, we're ready. Bring it"
Anyone else paying attention to this story yet? Its pretty interesting how we're just treating these guys as a fly on our national ass. This guy's got some big fucking balls though. The U.S. pretty much proved it still knows how to whoop ass in Iraq and Afghanistan; we still know how to make a deposed leader cower in a shithole in fear.
edit: for your time
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