A kid gets an assignment from school to write a paper on the difference between potentially and realistically.
The kid gets home from school and decides to ask his dad for help with examples. So the dad says go and ask your mom if she'd sleep with the mailman for a million dollars so the kid goes and asks and comes back and says yes mom says for a million dollars she'd sleep with the mailman, so then the dad says go ask your sister the same question again the answer from ther sister is also yes.
The dad then says, so potentially we are sitting on two million dollars, but realistically we are living with a pair of whores. smile.gif