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Avenger1647545502

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  1. Problem, meet Solution: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/52/USMC_GAU-17.jpg/800px-USMC_GAU-17.jpg
  2. Try rabbits. Really. Takes about 5 minutes of running around in circles, but you can get them if they don't get to a burrow.
  3. It's true about the humans vs. animals thing, though. If you take a horse and make it run a marathon at the same pace that a human does it, it'd KILL the horse.
  4. See, I always wanted to try something like that. So I went to the farm down the street, and it turns out it is INCREDIBLY EASY to catch a cow. Probably not the prey they had in mind, but then I'm not exactly Tarzan over here.
  5. For some reason, I feel like throwing a Wagner album into the CD player and asking random Asian people if they surf.....
  6. I'd rather hear Mariah Carey rap. She'll end up sounding like Denise Richards minus a decent ballgame, but it's OK, she has big tits.
  7. This time of year, it's almost unsporting to fish for crappie, they will hit ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. Toss out a bare hook while stomping on the boat hull and screaming, "Swim away, it's a TRAP!" and they will STILL bite. BTW cook em in REAL butter, with a little wild dill to bring the flavor out.
  8. I THINK it's a mid-late 70s Ford or Mercury. Dunno what model, but those kinda look like Ford-style opera windows in the remains of the C-pillar.
  9. Well, that's a good point. I just have to ask: IS THERE a supercar with good rearward vision?
  10. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMc2RdFuOxI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqUo8RaJ23Q
  11. Thorton's, Speedway, and BP all have 20oz bottles. The problem is that the stockers are mixing in with the regular stuff, and the labels aren't really all that different. Anybody found the glass bottles yet?
  12. It wasn't a single misfire, it was quite a few, and he knew about the cause of the problem LONG before he loaned the rifle out. Leaving aside the "messed with the sear to make it full-auto" issue, he loaned a rifle that he KNEW was malfunctioning (or improperly functioning) to a friend, and that costs him any sympathy I would have.
  13. Gumpert Apollo, current leader of the Top Gear test board. 1minute, 17.1 seconds.... http://image.automobilemag.com/f/multimedia/photo_gallery/6684566/0703_b+2007_gumpert_apollo_sport+5.jpg Yes, I'm aware that the front end looks like somebody stepped on a Saturn Vue. Don't matter, nobody'll SEE it.
  14. They REALLY need to go to a zone-based warning system, instead of the whole city. I listened to the sirens for 15 minutes with the sun shining on me.....
  15. Vance's this afternoon, $21.99 for the Winchester White Box 230gr. Dunno if they had anything cheaper, but the WWB is usually their lowest priced stuff. BTW, a big forehead slap to me for going to Vance's on the day their color ad hits the Dispatch.....
  16. *Insert gratuitous F-body=redneck/mullet joke here* I've never seen a gunrack for ANY hatchback vehicle, I'm not even sure how you would go about mounting one.
  17. Like the red.....a twist on the old-school Hot Wheel cars.....
  18. I took out a big honey locust tree with a boom lift like that (well, it was partially cut through). Just put the forks against it about 15 feet up, and drove forward. Took me three hours to stop giggling, and Dad had to grab the lift keys out of my hands to keep the rest of his trees. BTW for a smaller stump, just burn them out when it hasn't been raining for a while. Drill a bunch of big holes in it, then charcoal and a little gas to get it going. Had charcoal as necessary, you shouldn't have to use more than a half bag to get it 2 inches below ground level if you cut it off close to the ground.
  19. Also, what KIND of tree? One of my coworkers back in the day had a black walnut that was FOUR FEET THICK and 25 feet to the lowest branch turned into mulch. Tree was probably worth more than 10k at the time. Not saying there are many of those in Hilliard, but still.....
  20. You COULD. I got there first. *BURP*
  21. 'Bout damn time. I'm tired of being passed in the median while I'm doing 75. It happens just about every other day anymore, they just whip right on around.
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