OsuMj Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 worst case is she marries you, bangs your friends and then takes half your shit in the divorce.right after giving you herpes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat6183 Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 worst case is she marries you, bangs your friends and then takes half your shit in the divorce.Happened to my neighbor, except then he moved into the husbands house after he left. Oh then they all moved out of the house in the middle of the night and it's now a repo. Nothing says white trash like banging your best friends wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownsfan1 Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 worst case is she marries you, bangs your friends and then takes half your shit in the divorce. Proof that you can't make a ho a housewife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 (edited) They should. I mean, they're pretty scary.Thanks MJ. You also make me nervous not that women are scary but I just dont know what to say. The conversation was flowing great and then she was gone. I just dont know how to get numbers and being pepper sprayed sounds awful. Nate I was Mr Anderson before firsttimerider changed it. Yes the wingman MR jellybean is also afraid as well. Time for a new wingman. Edited April 22, 2013 by Mr Anderson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RidersDiscount Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 Hey, I'd like to ride (with) you sometime, what's your number? alt: can I have your digits?BOOM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat6183 Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 Hey, I'd like to ride (with) you sometime, what's your number? alt: can I have your digits?BOOM.Of course then follow up with the simple, are you cool with 2XITB ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RidersDiscount Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 If she says "what?", assume that means yes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 Hey, I'd like to ride (with) you sometime, what's your number? alt: can I have your digits?BOOM.QFT that Nate is a switch hitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 I'll wingman you. As for your conversation just talk and learn to dance. As for the ice breaker, I usually go with " you might as well come get in the truck because I'm gonna follow you home anyway" almost always works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 I usually open with "does this smell like chloroform"? What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 I'll wingman you. As for your conversation just talk and learn to dance. As for the ice breaker, I usually go with " you might as well come get in the truck because I'm gonna follow you home anyway" almost always worksThank you Todd and Shawn thats a classic as long as no sees you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 ikr it was a sad day in my life. Women make me nervous. Raj Koothrappali Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 Bazinga! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaCinci Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 Here's a line that usually works:"You're kinda ugly...I like that"Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for anyone getting slapped, kicked in the nads or worse when using the above line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollnhot Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 Try this, we're having sex tonite whether your there or not so you might as well do yourself a favor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapesmuggler27 Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 I always ask how they got out of the kitchen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baptizo Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 I always ask how they got out of the kitchenLOL! Dammit, I can't rep you, again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 when did high schoolers get so large in number around here? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 I just asked her what time I was picking her up for a bike ride. Worked like a charm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 when did high schoolers get so large in number around here?Hahaha. I wasn't afraid of girls in HS. Quite the opposite. This is just sad. No game = soft hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 ill talk to any chick ...shit, i would have hit this girl up and i already got one...my gf is down for my bringing home a hot piece of ass, long as i share her with her haha....always a fun game to go out to bars and let her pick a good looking girl out, then see if i can get a number or bring her back here with usi aint even that good looking, but for some reason, bitches love me.....must be a confidence thing lol....dont get me wrong, ive been with some trolls (the ex fiance lol), but ive dated way above my level tooyou boys need to learn how to nut up and talk to girls....most of them arent very picky, as long as youre not a douche or a creature from the black lagoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cOoTeR Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 I've always told my friends when it comes to girls life is like a batting cage, so swing at everything because you can't strike out but every now and then you can knock a homerun out. Hit on whom ever be respectful who gives a shit if she laughs at you. If she's rude about it just turn around and shout like your yelling to a friend in the distance, "yeah I told you she has herpes, can i call em or what". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 I've always told my friends when it comes to girls life is like a batting cage, so swing at everything because you can't strike out but every now and then you can knock a homerun out. Hit on whom ever be respectful who gives a shit if she laughs at you. If she's rude about it just turn around and shout like your yelling to a friend in the distance, "yeah I told you she has herpes, can i call em or what".good advice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaCinci Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 I've always told my friends when it comes to girls life is like a batting cage, so swing at everything because you can't strike out but every now and then you can knock a homerun out. Hit on whom ever be respectful who gives a shit if she laughs at you. If she's rude about it just turn around and shout like your yelling to a friend in the distance, "yeah I told you she has herpes, can i call em or what".If I got shot down I'd always say:"Why are you being so picky? I'm not." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 i aint even that good looking, but for some reason, bitches love me.....must be a confidence thing lol....dont get me wrong, ive been with some trolls (the ex fiance lol), but ive dated way above my level tooyou boys need to learn how to nut up and talk to girls....most of them arent very picky, as long as youre not a douche or a creature from the black lagoonit is absolutely personality and confidence. Most people here know what I look like and I've constantly played way above my league with a few drunken "this'll do for a night" types in there.one of my best friends I've known my entire life has always been the "good looking one" to chicks yet he's really only hooked up with average girls or fatties and even then I bet its half as many girls as myself. I've always laughed/been angered by this because I could only imagine the amount of women I could've slayed with my personality and his looks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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