redrocket04 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 Just a rant....I rode today, same as everyday, and my wife got some sort of stick up her ass about my wearing gear. Made fun of my un-Harley appearance for a good ten minutes. Whatever, no big deal, I'll happily take that over the alternative. I got back home a few hours later and she wants to go for a ride, but in shorts, tank top and flip flops. I can only imagine how she will be when it actually gets hot out. I've no idea what's changed to get her this way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 have you shown her gore pics of people who fall off bikes without gear on?it will win you a BJ for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyco1 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 Ask her if she has been mating with a squid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baptizo Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 She's definitely having a "I'm in a bad mood and taking it out on you" moment....hopefully it'll pass and soon but then, again, you're dealing with a woman. Or you can just tell her to get in the kitchen and make you a sammich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 You happen by chance to have a good insurance policy? Seems she is all about the image, and you being on a Harley with gear just does not fit that mold. As for her riding with you in that attire, do you love her? Sell the Harley and get a much cooler bike for wearing gear, you will probably have more fun too.....with or without her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 have you shown her gore pics of people who fall off bikes without gear on?it will win you a BJ for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrocket04 Posted May 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 You happen by chance to have a good insurance policy? Seems she is all about the image, and you being on a Harley with gear just does not fit that mold. As for her riding with you in that attire, do you love her? Sell the Harley and get a much cooler bike for wearing gear, you will probably have more fun too.....with or without her. Can't sell the Harley. It's got too many miles on it now to be worth anything. I do have to say, I'm not sure where this all came from, because she me we really said too much about it before. And besides, I'm too slow for a "fun" bike. Ask anyone. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howabusa Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 Sounds like she has lost her mind...it is usually just temporary, but you never know with a women! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 Can't sell the Harley. It's got too many miles on it now to be worth anything. I do have to say, I'm not sure where this all came from, because she me we really said too much about it before. And besides, I'm too slow for a "fun" bike. Ask anyone. LolNonsense!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFlash Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 (edited) She probably watched some show on the Oprah Network called Fashion Bikers or something like that. It seems she wants to be seen and admired. Maybe, just maybe,she wants to be seen with you in hopes that other girls will be jealous.Who knows what goes through their heads. Women can't even figure out each other.Perhaps she wants your attention and wants to prepare for it in that Harleys are saidnot to vibrate, but to throb. . Edited May 6, 2013 by JackFlash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 Buy her a vibrator and chocolate and call it a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 Buy her a vibrator and chocolate and call it a day.Now a chocolate vibrator would be very cool!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrocket04 Posted May 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 Sent her a link to Brittany morrows page. Lets see how that goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDBGoalie Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 Sent her a link to Brittany morrows page. Lets see how that goes.+1 I've used that link to scare people into gear a few times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 sounds like she needs a new rag 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinci-King Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 Just a rant....I got back home a few hours later and she wants to go for a ride, but in shorts, tank top and flip flops. quote]:ttiwwop: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 no gear = no ride. usually when girls do this its because they have no idea of what could happen. if the road rash queen doesnt change her mind nothing will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 Sent her a link to Brittany morrows page. Lets see how that goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 You should tap her reset button. It's located near her forehead. I've found a closed-fist style tap usually does the job.Make sure she at least wears her sunglasses, Irish sunglasses are recommended Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrocket04 Posted May 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 Well, it got the point across to her, but it also ruined the sexy time for last night. She said her skin hurt, and that she'd never really thought about using her ass as a skidder. Skidder is her word, not mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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