baptizo Posted December 22, 2013 Report Share Posted December 22, 2013 Duck Dynasty can take a long swirly ride down a short dirty shitter without Will. The wisest specimen of the entire Robertson family just left the building, and for what? For regurgitating the same opinion of the very book of faith this country was founded by? A&E can go play a lifelong game of hide and go fuck yourself.Sure, times have changed since this country has become so overwhelmingly hung up on making every OTHER culture happy here while simultaneously forsaking the forefathers....but this nation's pc bullshit has exceeded ridiculous for far too long. QF the fucking T Amen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted December 22, 2013 Report Share Posted December 22, 2013 I wear camo condoms.. they never see me cumming. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 Demitri martin: "I like camoflauge, because in the woods it makes you invisible, in the rest of the world it has the opposite effect... 'hey look, there's an asshole'... if you were in the woods, you'd be like...'is there an asshole out here?"' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyDuty Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 Rednecks and Hillbillies wear camouflage all the gear all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anden Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 I couldn't think of who did this joke when I was reading thread. Thanks.Demitri martin: "I like camoflauge, because in the woods it 7xpc7mindw227vmakes you invisible, in the rest of the world it has the opposite effect... 'hey look, there's an asshole'... if you were in the woods, you'd be like...'is there an asshole out here?"' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyDuty Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 (edited) Apparently Cracker Barrel removed some Duck Dynasty products. yay.They only removed the Duck Dynasty products that are owned by A&EIn support of Phil all of the Duck Commander merchandise (owned By Phil Robertson family) is still on their shelves Edited December 24, 2013 by HeavyDuty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 They only removed the Duck Dynasty products that are owned by A&EIn support of Phil all of the Duck Commander merchandise (owned By Phil Robertson family) is still on their shelvesActually, they flipped the script and apologized after some social media backlash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smccrory Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 I hate beards as much as I hate fags, which is to say, pretty much hardly at all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyDuty Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 (edited) Actually, they flipped the script and apologized after some social media backlash.Check their web site all of the Duck Dynasty products are gone only the Duck Commander products are there they may have said it but I do not see a change yethttp://toprightnews.com/?p=235 Edited December 24, 2013 by HeavyDuty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 God hates Cracker Barrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted December 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 I hate Cracker Barrel. Its a yuppie Cracker Barrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted December 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 (edited) I've found rednecks and hillbillies (colloqualism for low income rural whites) are handy to have around. They generally help me out when I'm in trouble out in the middle of nowhere. Plus, we need to have at least one socio-economic group that it's PC to make fun of.Yep. The mentality there is, you're not where you're supposed to be and they want you to leave.. If you can find them, its especially difficult when they're wearing a realtree pattern in late spring. Edited December 24, 2013 by Gump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 (edited) Should not always judge a book by it's cover, have we still not learned that? I come from a long line of Hillbillies, much of my family "Mom's side" is from deep in Eastern KY, and there are many levels of rednecks, most of which are very good people. Edited December 24, 2013 by Pokey 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat6183 Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 I do like people that people at least know Rednecks are not always Hillbilly's and vise versa, I hate when everyone assumes one to be the other. I'm a redneck, not a hillbilly, I like redneck stuff, I do not like hillbilly stuff to an extent. Oh and wasn't this a grammer battle earlier, I mean WTF let's get back to that. Or something way more enjoyable than discussing topics like adults. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmutt Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 Everyone does realize that the hillbilly/redneck groups will all out live the rest of the population if shit ever hits the fan, right? So, best be buddy'ing up to some in a butt fierce hurry to help insure your existence that much longer for the when the impending apocalypse occurs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted December 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 (edited) What about the suburb wanna be rednecks who visit the woods and think they're rednecks. I honestly believe they'll be the first to die when they turn to the country and try to steal real rednecks/hillbilly resources. Edited December 24, 2013 by Gump 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashweights Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 Oh and wasn't this a grammer battle earlier, I mean WTF let's get back to that. Or something way more enjoyable than discussing topics like adults. grammar* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkow97 Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 . It's something you are born being.Really? Were you born straight?Humans are born without sexual impulses. We develope the ability and hormonal urge to have sex at puberty. But what we find sexually arousing is almost 100% learned behavior. The majority of us learn to be aroused by what society tells us is attractive and "normal." Other people develop attractions to other traits, be they for people who are heavier, skinnier, paler, darker, shorter, or their same gender. "Non-traditional" sexual attractions doesn't have to mean "improper." I have no way of knowing and truly don't care what gets anyone else's dick hard. If they like feet, go for it. If they like dudes, go for it. If they like dudes' feet - have a fucking party. I really don't even care if people are sexually attracted to animals or children ...just keep your thoughts as thoughts and don't be touching anything living that can't properly consent to being humped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 Everyone does realize that the hillbilly/redneck groups will all out live the rest of the population if shit ever hits the fan, right? So, best be buddy'ing up to some in a butt fierce hurry to help insure your existence that much longer for the when the impending apocalypse occurs.Lol... and crazy cat ladies will be the only ones to survive when the catgod aliens return to earth, better start buddying up with some old woman who smells of cat piss... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted December 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 Lol... and crazy cat ladies will be the only ones to survive when the catgod aliens return to earth, better start buddying up with some old woman who smells of cat piss...I'm pretty sure liberals would be the first to turn into zombies and be eliminated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 I'm pretty sure liberals would be the first to turn into zombies and be eliminated. Many are under the illusion that without guns and ammo including other means to barter with, and along with little to know knowledge of how to survive without electricity and our luxury items, that things are going to be just peachy because they BELIEVE everyone will pull together and just get along. So that means the hillbillies, rednecks, and preppers in all their camouflage will be picking many off left and right. Not like our entire economic structure as we know it is about to collapse, no reason at all to think ahead and prepare a bit for the worst. Many in the big cities are good as dead, when they run out of things to loot and take for themselves, they will venture into the burbs and rural country.....things will get very ugly and very real for them. And NOBODY can survive and thrive like a redneck or a hillbilly, just another day for many of them "minus the trips to Wal-Mart", on occasion. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted December 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 Yep, comes down to your resources and dependencies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 I never said rednecks and hillbillies weren't good people. I said I hate them for dressing like nature in public. What about people that dress like a Pirates or a Power Rangers in public? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 Well, I can't speak for the pirates, but the power ranger suits are to defend against the public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 I know a lot of rednecks, and most of them are assholes... therefore my experience rednecks are assholes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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