Need a new home for our cat

[jporter12]

Someone needs a visit from Jackson Galaxy...  My wife watches that show "My Cat From Hell" all the time, and that dude could easily fix the problem.  

 

Seriously though, animals all seem to be intimidated by smaller versions of other animals.  A new kitten is sometimes an issue for an adult cat, full-sized horses are scared of miniature horses, cats are scared of small humans.  

[TimTheAzn]

In my experience the smaller animal is annoying the fuck out of the larger one making it seem like they don't get along because the larger one is fed up. Cant comment on horses, besides horse people are weird.

[bowdog]

Out of the office now but will definitely reply to all of these as soon as I have time and will explain more...she is about 8 years old and had always had her free range except for when my dog wants to chase her but that goes both ways meaning if he is not paying attention to her she will entaginize my dog. My son has never hit, stepped on or anything to her. Seemed she has taken an attitude to him though. As said will explain more when I get to computer but I need to find a new home for her and willing to pay for anything she needs. 

[max power]

14 hours ago, hiro said:

A scratch. Pfft. Sounds like an excuse to me, but whatever. Just don't kill ("euthanize") the cat. Give it a chance somewhere else. Probably shouldn't have animals anyway with an attitude like that.

Cats aren’t animals they’re fucking varmints that some people let in their houses.   I wouldn’t keep any animal in my home that pisses and shits inside.  

 

Don’t like my attitude about cats?

Don’t

Fucking

Care 

 

YRMV

Edited September 26, 2018 by max power

[Tonik]

19 minutes ago, max power said:

Cats aren’t animals they’re fucking varmints that some people let in their houses. 

Point is he let it in his house. And let is your word not mine. So he has a moral obligation to do right by the cat. Lock it up until he finds a good home for it. There are shitloads of no kill agencies that will have it in a foster home in a heartbeat.

[max power]

 Nobody fosters cats. They just let them out in neighborhoods and put food out for them, which then attracts skunks. 

Ask me how I know.  

[bowdog]

[Tonik]

At this point I think we would feel better if you bought it an internet connected heart monitor and posted the link.

[Steve Butters]

Just now, Tonik said:

At this point I think we would feel better if you bought it an internet connected heart monitor and posted the link.

😂😂😂😂

[Casper]

I’ve been meaning to make some General Tso’s chicken. 

[jbot]

it really sounds like OP wants to do the right thing and doesn't sound like his kid provoked this cat nor did he raise his kid(s) to treat animals badly.  the OP actually made that clear to me.  Not sure why some of you are jumping on his dick over wanting to re-home this cat, even at much higher expense than necessary to do so to ensure a smooth transition.  sometimes, animals just don't do well with children, anyone who has adopted dogs would know this.  does this not apply to cats?

[Casper]

1 hour ago, jbot said:

it really sounds like OP wants to do the right thing and doesn't sound like his kid provoked this cat nor did he raise his kid(s) to treat animals badly.  the OP actually made that clear to me.  Not sure why some of you are jumping on his dick over wanting to re-home this cat, even at much higher expense than necessary to do so to ensure a smooth transition.  sometimes, animals just don't do well with children, anyone who has adopted dogs would know this.  does this not apply to cats?

Plus Bowdog is good people. He should've gotten a dog anyways. Dudes with cats creep me out. 

[max power]

5 hours ago, Casper said:

Plus Bowdog is good people. He should've gotten a dog anyways. Dudes with cats creep me out. 

Have you seen his dog? I’m surprised it didn’t eat the cat.

[Tonik]

23 hours ago, max power said:

 Nobody fosters cats. They just let them out in neighborhoods and put food out for them, which then attracts skunks. 

Ask me how I know.  

 

You sir are a genius. You have inadvertently found a solution to bowdogs problem.

Give me the address of this foster home near you. I will pick up bowdogs cat and deliver it there. I'm happy, cats happy, bowdog is happy and the skunks near your house are happy.

You might not be happy, but don't really care.

[Casper]

2 hours ago, Tonik said:

 

You sir are a genius. You have inadvertently found a solution to bowdogs problem.

Give me the address of this foster home near you. I will pick up bowdogs cat and deliver it there. I'm happy, cats happy, bowdog is happy and the skunks near your house are happy.

You might not be happy, but don't really care.

I’ll do you one better. I’ll PM you his address. He has a barn you can stash the cat in. 

[Tonik]

27 minutes ago, Casper said:

I’ll do you one better. I’ll PM you his address. He has a barn you can stash the cat in. 

That doesn't make the skunks happy since he would never feed it.

[Casper]

4 hours ago, Tonik said:

That doesn't make the skunks happy since he would never feed it.

Oh!!! Give it to the lady across the street from him. She feeds all kinds of animals. 

[Tonik]

6 minutes ago, Casper said:

Oh!!! Give it to the lady across the street from him. She feeds all kinds of animals. 

Perfect.

[max power]

Nah, I moved from town.   He is absolutely welcome to bring the cat out here. It might last two or three days before the ‘yotes make a snack out of it, if it’s quick.  

 

 Besides, my neighbors love bait

Edited September 28, 2018 by max power

[Pauly]

I think the Bible says you can drown it. I'd "via con dios" in this situation.