SpecialEd Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, SpecialEd said: Typical of OR. Love it! Please excuse me momentarily while I run to the *quarto de banyo* to hurl. That muthuhfukin' Uber Eats drivah bettah git here sune or I'm gonna die. Edited August 3, 2019 by SpecialEd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpoppa Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 What kind of oil should I use to kill a squirrel? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, Tpoppa said: What kind of oil should I use to kill a squirrel? That question obviously belongs in another forum. WTF were you thinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 6 minutes ago, Tpoppa said: What kind of oil should I use to kill a squirrel? Are you asking for advice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 14 minutes ago, Tpoppa said: What kind of oil should I use to kill a squirrel? Rotella t6... It's kills cats, cats kill squirrels... Therefore, Rotella is the ultimate squirrel killer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Steve Butters said: Rotella t6... It's kills cats, cats kill squirrels... Therefore, Rotella is the ultimate squirrel killer. This is a logical fallacy. Scientific inquiry is in order here, and you damn well know it. Yours, sir, is a gratuitous assumption which can (and will, no doubt) be equally as gratuitously denied. Edited August 3, 2019 by SpecialEd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 (edited) And so, to bed . . . Edited August 3, 2019 by SpecialEd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted August 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 19 minutes ago, Steve Butters said: Rotella t6... It's kills cats, cats kill squirrels... Therefore, Rotella is the ultimate squirrel killer. One of the best posts on OR in a long time. Fuck Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 So you’re trying to educate tree rats with a Nerf gun? Good luck with that. You know this used to be a gun forum, we can fix your problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wahoo Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 (edited) Put saffron in the bird feeder instead of the mixed seeds. Squirrels won’t touch it. That is how Mrs Wahoo solved our problem of those furry bastards devouring all of the bird seed. I wanted to shoot them with my .22 air rifle but we live inside the city limits and can’t even shoot an air rifle here. Edited August 3, 2019 by Wahoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motocat12 Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 16 minutes ago, Wahoo said: Put saffron in the bird feeder instead of the mixed seeds. Squirrels won’t touch it. That is how Mrs Wahoo solved our problem of those furry bastards devouring all of the bird seed. I wanted to shoot them with my .22 air rifle but we live inside the city limits and can’t even shoot an air rifle here. Saffron is the most valuable spice available on the world market. ... By weight the spice is worth more than gold. The plant requires a human touch, from planting down to the delicate act of harvesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wahoo Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 Oops I meant safflower seeds. Sorry. The seeds cost about $4 a bag at the local farm market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Wahoo said: Put saffron in the bird feeder instead of the mixed seeds. Squirrels won’t touch it. That is how Mrs Wahoo solved our problem of those furry bastards devouring all of the bird seed. I wanted to shoot them with my .22 air rifle but we live inside the city limits and can’t even shoot an air rifle here. Pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vf1000ride Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 You need to combine both trains of thought in this thread. Used oil goes on the bird feeder pole. Squirrels can't climb it anymore. Two problems solved and plenty of new videos to post on OR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, vf1000ride said: You need to combine both trains of thought in this thread. Used oil goes on the bird feeder pole. Squirrels can't climb it anymore. Two problems solved and plenty of new videos to post on OR. And so, we have, at long last, managed to combine the two seemingly disparate themes that are interwoven in this thread. Which used/new oil mixture works best in this application? And where can I buy a few quarts of used Rotella t6? NAPA? WalMart? Edited August 3, 2019 by SpecialEd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauly Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 Chipper Dipper will out-smart them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SpecialEd Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Pauly said: Chipper Dipper will out-smart them. What, beat 'em to death with it??? No way to get close enough to use the Chipper Dipper properly. Edited August 3, 2019 by SpecialEd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 9 hours ago, Wahoo said: Put saffron in the bird feeder instead of the mixed seeds. Squirrels won’t touch it. That is how Mrs Wahoo solved our problem of those furry bastards devouring all of the bird seed. I wanted to shoot them with my .22 air rifle but we live inside the city limits and can’t even shoot an air rifle here. At only $75 per 8 oz bottle, saffron oil may be a viable solution. Anyone know when Giant Eagle opens today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 Last fall, we bought one of these. Our squirrels just can't get enough of it, dumb as they are. Expensive, but endlessly entertaining. None of them have succeeded in breaching this feeder. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 13 hours ago, motocat12 said: Saffron is the most valuable spice available on the world market. ... By weight the spice is worth more than gold. The plant requires a human touch, from planting down to the delicate act of harvesting. Beat me to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 Never used saffron in anything I've cooked. Seems to me after a glass or two of wine or a couple of pre-dinner cocktails the subtlety of flavor would be lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauly Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 The Chipper Dipper is a 5 gallon pale filled half way with water, which has floating bird seed on top. Squirrel climbs ramp, falls into bucket, struggles for its poor little, pathetic life until it eventually tires and drowns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted August 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 Any saffron on the seeds or in the water? How would it work if we filled it half way with T6? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Tonik said: Any saffron on the seeds or in the water? How would it work if we filled it half way with T6? If t6 truly is the the most potent squirrel-killing oil, one could probably forget about putting water in the Chipper Dipper® and instead simply coat the bottom of the bucket with t6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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