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Ride to lunch? Today? 3/9


Pauly

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Young. Old. Big. Small. Fat. Thin... I don't care what you look like. Just don't smell funny. 

I think I will cruise down to the Ohio River for some deep fried hotdogs. Anybody fancy a ride? Should be quite lovely today. 

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18 minutes ago, Pauly said:

Pepsi

 
 
She called my name and I didn't even hear it
And then she started screaming, 'Mike, Mike'
And I go, 'What, what's the matter"
And she goes, 'What's the matter with you"
I go, 'There's nothing wrong, mom'
And she goes, 'Don't tell me that, you're on drugs'
I go, 'No, mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm okay
I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi'
And she goes, 'No, you're on drugs
I go, 'Mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking'
She goes, 'No you're not thinking, you're on drugs
Normal people don't act that way'
I go, 'Mom just give me a Pepsi, please'
All I want is a Pepsi and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi
And she wouldn't give it to me, just a Pepsi
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