excell Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 I just got back from lunch, and on the way back we passed by the AMC movie theatre at Lennox. As usual, Star Wars nerds are already lining up in front of the theatre so they can be the first to be adored on their I-wish-I-was-a-Vulcan (or insert Klingon, Willow, Harry Potter, Elijah Wood, etc) message forums. We decided to round the shopping center to gawk at all of these gems of humanity as they wait for the best three hours of their lives. It was pretty funny, there are about 20 out there now, most dressed in Star Wars t-shirts, and a couple in full name-your-Star-Wars-character-here costume. Here is where it takes a turn for the worse, and I am presented with what I feel has been the biggest problem I have ever had to face... We rounded the corner to turn onto the access road behind the shopping center, when what do we see in the grassy area next to the theatre? 8 people, dressed head to toe in their favorite character costume, in a circle, having a physical battle with fun-noodles (those long colorful foam pool toys). One of them even had a foam wake board, spray painted gold to look like a shield. These people had their faces painted to be in character, making their own sound effects, hitting each other with pink, bright green, purple, and blue fun-noodles. Just going at it like they were on any other planet but this one, where they were doing the silliest, most pseudo-homosexual, and downright funniest thing I have ever witnessed. Ever. Now, here is my problem. As I said, I believe this was the funniest thing I have ever seen. It was so funny that I couldn’t even laugh. I just kind of flopped in the car seat like a fish out of water gasping for oxygen. Tears came to my eyes, but I just could not eek out a laugh. I thought I might have a stroke – a humor stroke. To quote Cartman, I think I have blown a funny fuse. Now I don’t know what to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ravedave Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 hahahahaha !!!!! wow. atleast my friend is trying to force me to go tonight and i REALLY don't want to, he already bought the ticket so i believe i have a worse problem than you do bro!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevil Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Hahaha! graemlins/lol.gif I like Star Wars and will see it opening weekend sometime, but that is rediculous! No video camera!??!?! Hmmm, go back you must, get video of this you will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cNeutron Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Those people are funny. I went and saw unleashed there 2 nights ago and they were there. With their tents and full gear on. They even had a tv and games, they were watching Star wars cartoons. I didnt even know they made star wars cartoons. Must be the only time movie theaters let that happen dont have to worry about breakins or sex well because you know why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hwilli1647545487 Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Umm, dude, that was me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRed Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 I am tempted to drive down to see if they are still there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pikey Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Did they look like this? http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/2536/ Righ click and stream. Scott peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wease Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 I grew up with Star Wars, I love the movies. They were a big part of my childhood, growing up. Those are the keep words: "Growing Up". I've since became an adult, got married, have a family, job, etc.. While I still enjoy Star Wars and plan on seeing it Friday afternoon, no way would I ever devote my life to it like those poor bastards... graemlins/nonono.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Hwilli: Umm, dude, that was me. Dude, I totally kicked your ass with my pool noodle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by punkrocker3_00: I am tempted to drive down to see if they are still there.I'm sure they are, will probably be there until midnight tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 I plan on going to see the movie. At least we will have some entertainment before the movie starts. may have to bring a camera as well. graemlins/lol.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash1647545504 Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 My sister is dressed up as Princes Laya, or queen amidalla. one or the other. shes alrready there camping out till midnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Coke: My sister is dressed up as Princes Laya, or queen amidalla. one or the other. shes alrready there camping out till midnight.is she hot post pics or ban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash1647545504 Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 why would you want a picture of a 16 year old girl in a white poncho dress? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Coke: why would you want a picture of a 16 year old girl in a white poncho dress?dude, this is Adam we're talking about tongue.gif I'll be there, but more than likely be drunk and making fun of everyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Man, that's worse than when Episode 2 came out. I went to the midnight showing at Lennox for that (the line was INSANE), and though there were some dressed up freaks, isn't wasn't anything insane. I'd love to go tonight, but I don't have anyone to go with, plus I have to be up at 6:45am to get ready for work, so I'll just have to go watch it this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Coke: why would you want a picture of a 16 year old girl in a white poncho dress?Winnar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black ITR Guy Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 its like the only time these people can come out of their mothers basements and stray away from the dungeon and dragons game they have been engrossed with for the last 3 years. (only 5253623546234 more points and im up to level 609!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 LOL, Chris - your post actually made me laugh out loud. Good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest racinbird Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 If that made you laugh then head over to the soccer fields on sunday afternoons near the Gahanna golf course. They have all sorts of kids/guys dressed in full midevil armor and equipment. They have sword fights and hit each other with sticks!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritas Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 cos play stuff, i used to be into that and it was fun for a while. Shrugs, whatever floats your boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 i just knew the "problem" was going to be your overwhelming desire to join in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs.cos Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Nitrousbird: Man, that's worse than when Episode 2 came out. I went to the midnight showing at Lennox for that (the line was INSANE), and though there were some dressed up freaks, isn't wasn't anything insane. I'd love to go tonight, but I don't have anyone to go with, plus I have to be up at 6:45am to get ready for work, so I'll just have to go watch it this weekend. Aww.. Joe, I would have dragged Nathan out and we could have been big geeks together oh well.. we are going at 4pm at Easton.. I am excited Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 Where is that vid of a bunch of dorks dressed up and pretending to be playing a real-life Dungeons&Dragons fight in the woods? Dressed as wizards and knights and shit... I would fucking roll on the floor laughing if someone found that. One of the characters kept throwing little plastic arrows at someone yelling "lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!" Anyone? Bueller? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinHawk1647545499 Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 you definatly need to tape that! thats so funny id just about get a group of people together and dress up like that and be a bunch of jerk offs at the moives to cause a bit of humor similar to CKY too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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