Guest doggunracing Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk. Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick. Aries (Mar 23 - Apr 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit. Taurus (Apr 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamed communist. Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest. Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a crap. Everyone in prison is a Cancer. Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards. Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while doing it. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps. Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease. Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered. Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of crap. Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickencrap. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Taurus for me, and they got that right, I am a work horse on the jobsite and in the sack.....ladiesss http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/ed/lo.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Total Sign Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Aries (Mar 23 - Apr 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit. Are you watching me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMeanGreen Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Taurus here, and I'm as stubborn as they come graemlins/nod.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest doggunracing Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Originally posted by Regulate: Taurus here, and I'm as stubborn as they come graemlins/nod.gif and a goddamned communist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 WTF.... Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards. graemlins/bsflag.gifgraemlins/thumbsdown.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest. uhh.. NO. graemlins/nonono.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 graemlins/thatfunny.gifgraemlins/thatfunny.gifgraemlins/thatfunny.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cNeutron Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 yea cancer.....wait shit that sucks im going to jail..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cNeutron Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 double post owns me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 They have the dates wrong. I'm born on March 21st, and I'm an Aries, NOT a pisces. http://www.astrology-online.com/aries.htm http://www.elore.com/Astrology/Study/aries.htm Here are all the correct dates, straight from horoscope.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 LEOs own all of you. Bow down, peasants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraKevin Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 I'd probably read horoscopes if they were told like that. That way, at least I'd get a laugh out of it instead of reading through a bunch of bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pg Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Originally posted by Regulate: Taurus here, and I'm as stubborn as they come graemlins/nod.gif Me too, but I'm not a communist like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Harris92 Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 I cant beside between becoming a "bus driver or a pimp" hahaha That horoscope sucks graemlins/lol.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KlubFoot Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 This thing is accurate as they come... Virgo here... Pimpin it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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