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you husband does something out of the ordinary, lets say... draw you a nice bubble bath with candles, be careful, he might try and electricute you!

 

HENDERSON, Texas (AP) -- A man set up a bubble bath for his wife, complete with candles and music, then tried to electrocute her by pushing a radio into the tub, authorities said Monday.

 

William Joseph Wolfe, a 34-year-old emergency room nurse, was arrested Thursday on charges of attempted murder and freed on $40,000 bail.

 

"It's the kind of case you would expect to see on a 'Columbo' episode," said Police Chief Randy Freeman.

 

Teresa Wolfe told police her husband had moved the radio from its usual place in the bathroom to a bench near the bathtub, with an extension cord running into another room.

 

She said she caught the radio before it hit the water and threw it out of the way. She said she later discovered that he had visited Web sites on their home computer dealing with bathtub electrocution.

 

According to authorities, Wolfe bought a life insurance policy on his wife five months ago.

 

If convicted, he could get up to 20 years in prison.

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Originally posted by Ricochet:

moral of the story: Screw and cook for your husband or watch your back.

hell no that is NOT THE FUCKING MORAL OF THE STORY. FUCK THAT. I hope you never get married. graemlins/nonono.gifgraemlins/nonono.gifgraemlins/slap.gifgraemlins/nonono.gifgraemlins/nonono.gifgraemlins/slap.gifgraemlins/nonono.gifgraemlins/nonono.gif

 

that better be a joke

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Originally posted by You Smell Ugly:

hell no that is NOT THE FUCKING MORAL OF THE STORY. FUCK THAT.

Course thats not the moral, thats just a given. ;)

 

Nice finds on all the funny/interesting articles. graemlins/thumb.gif

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Originally posted by Ricochet:

moral of the story: Screw and cook for your husband, or watch your back.

My uncle always said you just gotta be smart. Only one or two wives with an identity. And it needs to be more than 2 years after taking out a life insurance policy. And get the same policy on yourself.

 

And Ugly, Dial is the shit, everything else is just smelly goo.

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