SlowZ06 Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 If not, better get cracking... only a few hours left. Jew love to all for Passover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMeanGreen Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 PASSOVER! Anyone got some spare lamb's blood laying around? How about on a door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Silly Jews, God hates you. You killed his son. J/K!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 shit that shit was destine he killed himself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMeanGreen Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 http://www.cinemaspeak.com/images/hebrewhammer.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cgotti Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 What's Chametz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 okay I am not up to date on my jewish lingo. Whats a chametz, and why does it need to be sold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex1647545498 Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 What's Chametz Yeah really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMeanGreen Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Chametz is any food product derived of wheat, barley, rye, oats, spelt or its derivative. During Passover there is a Biblical obligation to get rid of chametz: "You shall eat nothing leavened, in all your settlements you shall eat unleavened bread." (Ex. 12:20) Another place mentioned in the Torah implies communal responsibility for the destruction of chametz: "Throughout the seven days [of Passover] no leavened bread shall be found with you, and no leaven shall be found in all your territory." (Ex. 13:7) The prohibition extends throughout all eight days of Passover (seven in Israel) and matzah is used as a replacement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 "You shall eat nothing leavened, in all your settlements you shall eat unleavened bread." basicaly, for those not hip, this means you eat bad tasting stuff, as if you were, say, lost in a dfesert for an extended period of time. Thats this idea anyways. I have a very offensive joke to share with you all, might even get me a strike, but you'll laugh, unless you've got no sense of humor: I hope you've all sold your Chametz. Sold? Why not give it away? Oh, forgot, Jewish holiday. Keep in mind, I love everyone, there's a demon in my head that spits this stuff out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Sold? Why not give it away? Oh, forgot, Jewish holiday. nice...i just laughed for about 2 minutes straight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Nice, I laughed. Man has a point...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Bravo Eric! Bravo! I'm so proud of you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-jewish.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FrancesTheMute Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Silly Jews, God hates you. You killed his son. J/K!!!!!!!!!!! Oh...wow, that gave me a good laugh. Sold? Why not give it away? Oh, forgot, Jewish holiday. That one brought a tear to my eye, took me a minute to get it though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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