Guest mrhobbz Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 A rose for every month we've been together, (16), a gigantic box of chocolates - big enough to turn an anorexic model into an obese cow, a card, and a $200 ring from zales.. Oh and I'm also going to grace her with the chance to play with my testicles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akula Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 I am flying to San Jose to hopefully get a better paying job. But I did leave her Valentines cards from me and the kids around the house before I left. I took her to Mitchells on Monday, she loves that Lobster Bisque and they have an excellent Malbec. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Valentines day is lame. I dont worry about it because she gets valentines day 3-7 times a month... Gifts, suprise dinners, candle lit baths, prescheduled appointments at Charles Penzone, putting teddy bears in the passenger seat of her car while she is at work, sending flowers, giving her manicures and pedicures, and last but not least, showing her how much I love her constantly. I dont need a special day for this. I call it being married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 The Sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest temptina Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 A rose for every month we've been together, (16), a gigantic box of chocolates - big enough to turn an anorexic model into an obese cow, a card, and a $200 ring from zales.. Oh and I'm also going to grace her with the chance to play with my testicles. ahh the roses for every month you have been together is very sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 http://www.kottke.org/plus/misc/images/ikea-dick-in-the-box-1.gif http://www.kottke.org/plus/misc/images/ikea-dick-in-the-box-2.gif http://www.kottke.org/plus/misc/images/ikea-dick-in-the-box-3.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrhobbz Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Hahaha ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bgbdbn Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 I sent a dozen roses in a nice vase to her work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shields1181 Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 GF is 3 hours away in PA @ school. We celebrated last weekend. Typical card, rose, chocolates, dinner, drinks. Also spent about $200 on Gary Allen tickets for next month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Ok, I confess, we're going away this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 My wife takes each holiday to prove I am a jackass. She kept hinting she wanted a new purse so less than a week before valentines day she buys a $500 purse which leaves me with nothing to get. So I absolutely refuse to ever buy another gift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 im planning on dumping my girl, to much fucking fighting j.k im thinking about it but i wouldnt do it today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 im planning on dumping my girl, to much fucking fighting j.k im thinking about it but i wouldnt do it today. Then it wouldn't effect the relationship if you stuck it in her pooper. Do it. :nod: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mushijobah Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 My wife takes each holiday to prove I am a jackass. She kept hinting she wanted a new purse so less than a week before valentines day she buys a $500 purse which leaves me with nothing to get. So I absolutely refuse to ever buy another gift. You guys don't seem happy..... Do you need to talk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwishiwascool Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 This thread should have happened last week so I could help your predictable cholos come up with something original for your bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 You guys don't seem happy..... Do you need to talk? Trust me, if I wasnt happy for even a second it would be over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Trust me, if I wasnt happy for even a second it would be over. He just wants to meet up and talk about your feelings. :gay: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted February 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 He just wants to meet up and talk about your feelings. :gay: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 My plan is to walk around campus until I find a girl single on V-Day...and then bring her back to my room for a little candle light Noodle-In-A-Cup meal. Then fuck the living shit out of her on video. I will only give you credit if you post the video on the internets. That would be ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Plowed her this morning, then spent 5 hours with a snow shovel diging out her car. I am not going to be able to move tomorrow morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Athens is filled w/ anti vday girls tryin to get the snausage so we're hittin the bars tonite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Assorted chocolates and cooked her a fancy dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RUTAN GTP Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 I'm going to take a romantic drive to the courthouse and file for divorce I think this was one of the best responses! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Athens is filled w/ anti vday girls tryin to get the snausage so we're hittin the bars tonite Trueness. :nod: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 http://www.liloia.com/images/Valentines.JPG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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