Valentine's Plans, what ya doin for the lady?

[Guest mrhobbz]

A rose for every month we've been together, (16), a gigantic box of chocolates - big enough to turn an anorexic model into an obese cow, a card, and a $200 ring from zales.. Oh and I'm also going to grace her with the chance to play with my testicles.

[Akula]

I am flying to San Jose to hopefully get a better paying job.

 

But I did leave her Valentines cards from me and the kids around the house before I left.

 

I took her to Mitchells on Monday, she loves that Lobster Bisque and they have an excellent Malbec.

[V8 Beast]

Valentines day is lame. I dont worry about it because she gets valentines day 3-7 times a month...

Gifts, suprise dinners, candle lit baths, prescheduled appointments at Charles Penzone, putting teddy bears in the passenger seat of her car while she is at work, sending flowers, giving her manicures and pedicures, and last but not least, showing her how much I love her constantly.

I dont need a special day for this. I call it being married.

[Mr. Jones]

The Sausage.

[Guest temptina]

A rose for every month we've been together, (16), a gigantic box of chocolates - big enough to turn an anorexic model into an obese cow, a card, and a $200 ring from zales.. Oh and I'm also going to grace her with the chance to play with my testicles.

 

ahh the roses for every month you have been together is very sweet.

[Trouble Maker]

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[Guest mrhobbz]

Hahaha ^

[Bgbdbn]

I sent a dozen roses in a nice vase to her work.

[Shields1181]

GF is 3 hours away in PA @ school. We celebrated last weekend. Typical card, rose, chocolates, dinner, drinks. Also spent about $200 on Gary Allen tickets for next month.

[Mr. Jones]

Ok, I confess, we're going away this weekend

[wnaplay1647545503]

My wife takes each holiday to prove I am a jackass. She kept hinting she wanted a new purse so less than a week before valentines day she buys a $500 purse which leaves me with nothing to get. So I absolutely refuse to ever buy another gift.

[John Bruh]

im planning on dumping my girl, to much fucking fighting

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

j.k im thinking about it but i wouldnt do it today.

[Kevin R.]

im planning on dumping my girl, to much fucking fighting

 

 

 

j.k im thinking about it but i wouldnt do it today.

 

Then it wouldn't effect the relationship if you stuck it in her pooper. Do it. :nod:

[Guest Mushijobah]

My wife takes each holiday to prove I am a jackass. She kept hinting she wanted a new purse so less than a week before valentines day she buys a $500 purse which leaves me with nothing to get. So I absolutely refuse to ever buy another gift.

 

 

You guys don't seem happy..... Do you need to talk?

[iwishiwascool]

This thread should have happened last week so I could help your predictable cholos come up with something original for your bitches.

[wnaplay1647545503]

You guys don't seem happy..... Do you need to talk?

 

 

Trust me, if I wasnt happy for even a second it would be over.

[Kevin R.]

Trust me, if I wasnt happy for even a second it would be over.

 

He just wants to meet up and talk about your feelings.

 

:gay:

[SpaceGhost]

He just wants to meet up and talk about your feelings.

 

:gay:

 

[HotCarl]

My plan is to walk around campus until I find a girl single on V-Day...and then bring her back to my room for a little candle light Noodle-In-A-Cup meal. Then fuck the living shit out of her on video.

 

I will only give you credit if you post the video on the internets. That would be ace.

[Lustalbert]

Plowed her this morning, then spent 5 hours with a snow shovel diging out her car.

I am not going to be able to move tomorrow morning.

[Rustlestiltskin]

Athens is filled w/ anti vday girls tryin to get the snausage so we're hittin the bars tonite

[nurkvinny]

Assorted chocolates and cooked her a fancy dinner.

[Guest RUTAN GTP]

I'm going to take a romantic drive to the courthouse and file for divorce

 

I think this was one of the best responses!

[Kevin R.]

Athens is filled w/ anti vday girls tryin to get the snausage so we're hittin the bars tonite

 

Trueness. :nod:

[Buck531]

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