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Run-on, almost incomprehensible, sentences like this one:

 

 

:o:D

You are very welcome. I should probably edit it, but I am lacking motivation.

So it was early and I was pissed.

Better yet, was when I showed up on time and my friend was a half a hour late, and didn't brought SAE sockets to work on a PRELUDE!!

The car needed a axle and baljoint, friend had an axle and lower control arm and NO balljoint.

 

So that pissed me off....

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Just curious why MEPS is on your list...??

 

Edit: Nevermind, I went through MEPS and can understand why you would hate them.

 

I really hate the fat retired navy guy at MEPS. Biggest douche I have ever met.

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:o:D

You are very welcome. I should probably edit it, but I am lacking motivation.

So it was early and I was pissed.

Better yet, was when I showed up on time and my friend was a half a hour late, and didn't brought SAE sockets to work on a PRELUDE!!

The car needed a axle and baljoint, friend had an axle and lower control arm and NO balljoint.

 

So that pissed me off....

 

Jesus Christ! Your English teacher pisses me off!:p

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1. CNN Headline News

2. ESPN (it's a love-hate relationship)

3. Columbus snow removal services

4. people who drive in the left lane

5. people who don't vote

6. stupid people that think they know what they are talking about (really, I'll respect you more if you just tell me you don't know)

7. Time Warner

8. people that don't work hard

9. the month of February: it's cold, it's dark, and there are no good sports on TV

10. shitty beer, and the people that keep it in their fridge

11. people that expect me to be a Buckeye fan, especially the ones that assume that because OSU is better than Illinois (at football, basketball, whatever), then that makes them better than me

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-People who walk into my restaurant, and try to order speaking all of 5 words of English, then get mad because i cant understand them.

 

-People who call a Stuffed Crust pizza, "Cheese around".

 

-People who call wondering where their order is, 3 minutes before its due.

 

-People who show up late and beg to leave early, then ask me for more hours.

 

-Franklin Heating

 

-McClaine Food Service

 

-dumb questions

 

-dumb people

 

-pop ups

 

-bad breath

 

-razor burn

 

-cock blocks

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What pisses me off?

 

-Unions

-Foreigners that are smug

-The domestic auto industry not pulling their heads out of their asses

-Americans giving foreigners reasons to be smug

-The administration

-The last administration

-The next administration

-lawyers

-salesmen that need to be called account execs

-mechanics that need to be called technicians

-secretaries that need to be called office managers

-CEOs that ship jobs to india

-american workers that give CEOs a real good reason to do so

-young people pretending to be wise

-old people pretending to be immature

-people that rationalize mistakes

-tailgaters

-passive aggressiveness

-nasa

-women's big boob envy/hatred

-getting advice

-getting bad advice

-getting good advice that i should have known

-people that go slow in the left lane

-skinny chicks

-fags running the female fashion industry and wanting/forcing women to look like 13yr old boys

-guys that think skinny chicks are hot. you have pedaphillic homosexual tendencies, so just face it

-only one moon

-stereotypes

-falling for a stereotype

-people that rewrite history

-people that rewrite their own personal history

-muslims

-jews

-christians

-atheists

-tubetops

-venus for being such a pisshole of a planet

-Artie Lange, man I want just 5 minutes in a barred room with that jerk and no gloves

-formulaic standup comedy

-women with botox faces

-small dogs

-loud dogs

-uppity cats

-loud dog owners and uppity cat owners

-lawn manicure nazis

-cooking

-my eyesight

-people that don't beleive global warming

-people that react to global warming with... the kyoto accords

-carbon emissions trading: lets run around in circles going nowhere and pretend the shellgame is getting us somewhere

-jeremy clarkson

-that same synthesizer that has to be in every single euro techno song

-lowrider jeans

-women women relationship complexity, wtf

-kids in economy cars with the seat adjusted all the way down on the floor

-americans not realizing just how much the rest of the world hates us

-americans that dont get why

-how poorly we pay teachers, and what dumbass teachers we get for it

-the word vomit

-my cruiser having a fatter rear tire than my sportbike

-yellow teeth with crud in between talking to me

-the rest of the world for being whiney and envious bitches

-shania twain. oh i'd do her. but she's irritating as hell

-heckler and koch guns being better than colts. damn that pisses me off

-star jones

-my wife eating salted licorice then kissing me

-hicks

-emos

-people that call emos emos

-metallica

-venezuela

-people that dont learn math

-fags and lesbians that are uptight about it

-heteros that are uptight about them

-country music

-highschool football players that don't get that nobody is going to give a shit about it in 3 years

-highschool wimps who are secretly jealous of jocks

-steve jobs

-hiphop going absofukinglutely nowhere for 30 years now, do something with it already

-american blue collar workers' sense of entitlement

-white collar workers' overwhelming lack of contribution to society

-pessimists

-optimists

-that eye test with the air squirt in your eye

-China very possibly owning our asses within our kids lifetimes

-people that think i mean militarily

-sonny bono skiing into a tree and dieing - what was that for?

-people just assuming Cher crying at his funeral was a PR stunt

-bob denver music sucking

-bob denver being ok in the Oh God movies

-bob denver crashing his airplane - what did he do to the universe?

-steve irwin dieing - what did HE do to the universe!?!

-2001 passed and no space wheel

-passenger side running light going out

-my mother dieing before she met my son

-no matter what i do, i may likely die, probably by heart attack, before i meet my grandkids

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-People that drive infront of me below 4 mph above the speed limit

-People that can't drive in adverse weather

-rain

-snow

-ice

-people being loud when I'm trying to sleep

-the smoking ban (I don't smoke either, but the ban is fucking stupid)

-People that try to fuck with you when you're in the stall taking a shit

-Car breaking

-Emos

-Guys that won't race because their girlfriends are in the car with them

-country music

-college writing teacher

-People that won't get out of my way when I'm going faster than them in the fast lane

-Mustangs

-Michigan

-Duke

-Non alcoholic beer

-London Police

-Fucked up Shitty parking around Capital/Bexley

............the list goes on

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What pisses me off?

 

-Unions

-Foreigners that are smug

-The domestic auto industry not pulling their heads out of their asses

-Americans giving foreigners reasons to be smug

-The administration

-The last administration

-The next administration

-lawyers

-salesmen that need to be called account execs

-mechanics that need to be called technicians

-secretaries that need to be called office managers

-CEOs that ship jobs to india

-american workers that give CEOs a real good reason to do so

-young people pretending to be wise

-old people pretending to be immature

-people that rationalize mistakes

-tailgaters

-passive aggressiveness

-nasa

-women's big boob envy/hatred

-getting advice

-getting bad advice

-getting good advice that i should have known

-people that go slow in the left lane

-skinny chicks

-fags running the female fashion industry and wanting/forcing women to look like 13yr old boys

-guys that think skinny chicks are hot. you have pedaphillic homosexual tendencies, so just face it

-only one moon

-stereotypes

-falling for a stereotype

-people that rewrite history

-people that rewrite their own personal history

-muslims

-jews

-christians

-atheists

-tubetops

-venus for being such a pisshole of a planet

-Artie Lange, man I want just 5 minutes in a barred room with that jerk and no gloves

-formulaic standup comedy

-women with botox faces

-small dogs

-loud dogs

-uppity cats

-loud dog owners and uppity cat owners

-lawn manicure nazis

-cooking

-my eyesight

-people that don't beleive global warming

-people that react to global warming with... the kyoto accords

-carbon emissions trading: lets run around in circles going nowhere and pretend the shellgame is getting us somewhere

-jeremy clarkson

-that same synthesizer that has to be in every single euro techno song

-lowrider jeans

-women women relationship complexity, wtf

-kids in economy cars with the seat adjusted all the way down on the floor

-americans not realizing just how much the rest of the world hates us

-americans that dont get why

-how poorly we pay teachers, and what dumbass teachers we get for it

-the word vomit

-my cruiser having a fatter rear tire than my sportbike

-yellow teeth with crud in between talking to me

-the rest of the world for being whiney and envious bitches

-shania twain. oh i'd do her. but she's irritating as hell

-heckler and koch guns being better than colts. damn that pisses me off

-star jones

-my wife eating salted licorice then kissing me

-hicks

-emos

-people that call emos emos

-metallica

-venezuela

-people that dont learn math

-fags and lesbians that are uptight about it

-heteros that are uptight about them

-country music

-highschool football players that don't get that nobody is going to give a shit about it in 3 years

-highschool wimps who are secretly jealous of jocks

-steve jobs

-hiphop going absofukinglutely nowhere for 30 years now, do something with it already

-american blue collar workers' sense of entitlement

-white collar workers' overwhelming lack of contribution to society

-pessimists

-optimists

-that eye test with the air squirt in your eye

-China very possibly owning our asses within our kids lifetimes

-people that think i mean militarily

-sonny bono skiing into a tree and dieing - what was that for?

-people just assuming Cher crying at his funeral was a PR stunt

-bob denver music sucking

-bob denver being ok in the Oh God movies

-bob denver crashing his airplane - what did he do to the universe?

-steve irwin dieing - what did HE do to the universe!?!

-2001 passed and no space wheel

-passenger side running light going out

-my mother dieing before she met my son

-no matter what i do, i may likely die, probably by heart attack, before i meet my grandkids

you forgot "pricks that are annoyed by everything the sun shines on other than themselves"

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1. Stupidity

2. People that get everthing handed to them

3. MySpace

4. People that feel they have a right to judge you

5. Bitches

6. Child molesters

7. Attention whores

8. Drama queens

 

I'm sure there is more...just cant think anymore...its 4:30am

 

Well put.

 

I hate when people talk shit behind your back too.... really grinds my gears.

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you forgot "pricks that are annoyed by everything the sun shines on other than themselves"
I can't help it if my brain works better at 3am than yours. Don't feel bad, you've got a fine list there. I'm sure you'll list more, as you said, take your time.

 

Actually #1 on my list should be:

-myself

I annoy myself far more than all that combined

 

That list should be "things I would change if I could".

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-soccer moms

-local news

-jelous people

-cats

-dumb people

-repeaters (people who hear a bite of something and repeat it while they fill in the blanks)

-bad breath, even more if its mine

-drama queens guys and girls (dont ask for my advise and ask everybody else and do what you were ging to do anyway)

-people who get mad because a customer came in minutes before you close (its different if you work at some kind of resturant)

-non-tippers

-people whos shit dont stink

-haters just because it is popular to hate

-people who dont like something just because they didnt find it first

-people that only like something because they found it first

-left lane drivers

-people who ask way to many questions

-people that dont like large people

-people who didnt graduate highschool or shit even college and make fun of bush (he did graduate harvard)

-the french

-people who dont like america

-debt collectors

-red phones, help fight aids in america damit!

-people that dont pay their taxes

-people with too many kids

-welfare on dubs

-deadbeat dads

-shity movies , that truely arnt good, but are artsy.

 

thats all for now.

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1. Everything

2. Drunks

3. high and mighty dickfaces who think there shit don't stink.

4. Jackasses who drive in the fast lane at less then 66mph

5. Ultra conservtives

6. Ultra Liberals

7. Urban Legends

8. JACKASSES who spread urban legends

9. Not finding the droids I'm looking for

10. Non english speakers in the USA. If you can't speak it fucking leave.

11. Dubya Bush

12. Local News Fear Mongering.

13. TV Evanglists

14. Motorcycle shops who have you bike for more then 1 fucking year.

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