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Damn it feels good to be a gangsta,

Workin hard just to pay Mcdonalds bills,

Although I prefer to eat Asian,

Now Im in the US eatin value meals,

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta,

I mean one that you don't really know,

Ridin' round town in the Micky Deez Monty,

Roll up say I'll take a numba fo',

Now Micky Deez food comes in all shapes and flavors,

Many have I eaten in the past,

But this gangsta here is a smart one,

Ordered 15 Big Macs so they'll last.

 

Who is givin' me a record deal?

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On a side note, why do most owners of the "Donk" or "box" vehicles feel compeled to put a number on the side of thier vehicle denoting the size of thier rims?

Perhaps there is a formula to explain this:

Rim size = 15 + x.

x = normal size of wang / size of rim owners wang.

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Huh?

 

Formula should go:

 

Divide length of said penis size by every inch above 15 for actual penis size.

 

Arn't all "car guys" looked at as if they are compensating for something?

 

"Hey! Kettle you're black!" said the Pot.

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This is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot.

 

I'm hot because I got french fries, you ain't cause you don't.

 

This is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot.

 

THAT......was enough to make me laugh so hard I injured myself. Seriously, my stomach hurts now....Perfect "Donk" music right there.

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