snot Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 So we are all at zero... And I make a pancake sammich in the morning... For Helmutt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, snot said: Meanwhile....Purell is being sued....https://www.classaction.org/news/class-action-lawsuit-says-no-credible-scientific-studies-back-purell-hand-sanitizer-disease-fighting-claims We were told by school administrators that any hand sanitizers which had a minimum of 62% alcohol were effective. The students were greasing themselves and each other with this stuff the entire week before school let out for spring break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, SpecialEd said: Au contraire--Jen was the one who sent the image to me, largely unsolicited. The delivery of the sammiches did not occurr, and no funds were exchanged. Thus, a bailment was not created. Dude she is halfway to your house. She is petite but my money is on her. I suggest you hit an ATM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 Just now, Tonik said: Dude she is halfway to your house. She is petite but my money is on her. I suggest you hit an ATM. If she shows up with the aforementioned sammys, I will pay; however, at this juncture this appears to be highly unlikely. Wife has fired up the AirFryer and is making chicken wings as I write. Fire in the fireplace, vodka flowing, and Frank's Hot Sauce being liberally applied. Freaking delicious peasant food. " Sheltering in place with a smile on my face." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 Dam it! Fire and vodka... We should've brought the ingredients and made them at your house for you and the wife.. @Tonik... I can only dead lift 300lbs... Well, before the gym closed. So, I can hold my own... Your money would be safe betting on me, unlike the stock market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 Ho. Lee. Shit. A Kaw 300 just rolled into my driveway . . . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 (edited) . . . and she sez she can dead-lift 300 pounds? I'm doomed if I can't pay. Edited March 22, 2020 by SpecialEd 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 13 minutes ago, SpecialEd said: . . . and she sez she can dead-lift 300 pounds? I'm doomed if I can't pay. FYI STRS will let you take money out of your retirement in cases of emergency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 Just now, Tonik said: FYI STRS will let you take money out of your retirement in cases of emergency. The local office is closed now--I'm fucked. Always suspected I might die during the corona thing; just not this way . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, SpecialEd said: The local office is closed now--I'm fucked. Always suspected I might die during the corona thing; just not this way . . . Can I have your bike, if it ever gets done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Tonik said: Can I have your bike, if it ever gets done. This is no time for gallows humor, Jim. And it will only put out 15 HP when it's done. Def not something you would be even remotely interested in. No room for a couch, billiards table, sauna, and fully appointed kitchen like the "Wing. Nice knowing you . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 15hp? Nice lawn mower, bro. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Steve Butters said: 15hp? Nice lawn mower, bro. Tyler, this translates into a safe 70 mph-capable bike commuting to my rural teaching job. I have spent a shit load of money restoring this vintage 1971 bike, and it's still not done three years after I commissioned an expert in Detroit to do the build. It ain't no freakin' lawn mower *Bro* I don''t want or need a liter bike or a bloated cruiser. At 64 years old, I want to experience/enjoy the ride; not in a hurry to get anywhere anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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