This is for all of you non married guys

[99ta]

the logic is there, but you can't put every american woman in that catagory. there are some good women out there...I think.

[Farley]

the logic is there, but you can't put every american woman in that catagory. there are some good women out there...I think.

 

 

you spend two nights on osu campus and trust me youll think differently.. youll be tlkaing to a girl whos been dating some dude for like 6 months... an hour later shes upstairs getting railed by some dude she met ten min before that.

[cptn janks]

American women..

- highest maintenance (I've never heard of a foreign bride demanding her husband buy expensive house & cars)

- fattest in the world

- most likely to cheat

- highest rate of divorce (60% - US-US marriages; 20% - US-foreign marriages)

- largest payout in divorce court (you'll be ass-raped for everything you earned, plus most of what you will earn for years to come)

- bitchiest

- most likely to nag constantly

- most likely to believe in feminism and "equality"

- most likely to hate men

- spend least amount of time with her children

- worst at cooking and cleaning

- fucked & chucked by tons of guys before tricking you into marriage

[kirks5oh]

^^^sounds like everyone's got it all figured out. i won't even argue this topic, but i can honestly say i've been much happier the 5 years i've been married, compared to the 5 years previous to that--there's no question.

[Bhobs]

HAHA, I know this girl who's been dating the same guy for 8 months. They just announced their engagement. I give it 2 years.

 

 

I just browsed the website but so far it makes alot of sense.

 

 

we were married after less than a year..going on year 4 as a couple....it going pretty damn good. I guess it depends on the people

[Mark1647545493]

marriage = http://nomarriage.com/sad.gif

 

hah

 

I am not getting married anytime in the next 10 yrs Ill tell you that much

I think those people who date for a few months to a year and take the dive are completely idiotic.

 

Smart man!

[Sam1647545489]

But why male models??

[Dr. Pomade]

Are you serious? I just told you.

[Sam1647545489]

Are you serious? I just told you.

 

Listen, I know what you are doin, and I am flattered but not interested,

 

What are you talking about Derek

 

Ok, ok I will have sex with you

 

I am not here to have sex with you..

[Dr. Pomade]

I think I'm getting the black lung, dad.

[Sam1647545489]

Merman, its merman...

[Dr. Pomade]

Uh, Earth to Matilda, I was at a day spa. Day - D - A - I - Y - E.

[phil]

its the same damd look

[Devils Advocate]

you spend two nights on osu campus and trust me youll think differently.. youll be tlkaing to a girl whos been dating some dude for like 6 months... an hour later shes upstairs getting railed by some dude she met ten min before that.

 

 

Going to OU for three years and dating sorority chicks confirmed this for me. Doesnt matter how cool a girl seems, being drunk with a bunch of slutty friends = penor in teh vaginazor.

[Alex1647545498]

Been there, done that, no thank you.

[BIG SHAFE]

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

 

I invented the piano key neck tie!