what would you do?

[evan9381]

lets take a hypothetical situation here.

 

you have a sister who lives in cleveland with boyfriend of ~2 years, who you never really liked. said boyfriend is an idiot and gets tattoo of sisters face on arm, with name underneath it, 1 year in.

 

more recently said boyfriend is showing what an idiot he is. breaking up with sister at her family reunion because "she was not paying attention to him". more recently, sister finds out said dick is cheating on her. sister ends relationship, moves into friends place for a couple weeks to finish school quarter and then transfer back to columbus for next quarter to finish school.

 

said dick takes sisters laptop and ipod that were at house, and now laptop is missing. ipod has been returned, but it's probable laptop has been sold

 

all hypothetical, remember.

 

personally, i would give him until friday to return laptop before myself, brother and another friend with whom is good friends with (if it were) my sister make a trip up to cleveland

 

what would be your plan of action

[Kevin R.]

Visit him.

[2 Sweet]

Agreed, if he doesn't return it, then you should...

 

Visit him.

 

Hypothetically speaking of course.

[lcz06]

Agreed, if he doesn't return it, then you should...

 

 

 

Hypothetically speaking of course.

 

x3. Or find out what happened to it and make him pay up one way or another.

[Kevin R.]

Or hypothetically tie him up and cut my sisters face off his arm.

[TheHaze]

Hire a couple of gay escorts named Geronimo and/or Fabio to stalk him?

[TheHaze]

Or hypothetically tie him up and cut my sisters face off his arm.

Whoa, YOUR sister's name is tattooed on his arm too? This guy is a jerk!

[Kevin R.]

Whoa, YOUR sister's name is tattooed on his arm too? This guy is a jerk!

 

Hypothetically.

[evan9381]

hypothetically, i dont think i would want to do something to seriously injure him over a laptop. but, i think hypothetically i wouldnt mind taking him up to lake erie and throwing him in, and leaving him there. nothing like having some cement shoes, but just enough to give him pnuemonia for a few days

[spankis]

How big a boy are ya?

[evan9381]

hypothetically, im big enough. also, hypothetically, hes not a big guy. maybe 5'9, 130lbs

[Guest Hal]

Hypothetically she could call the cops. Hypothetically, she could file a lawsuit.

[Flyin Miata]

Hypothetically, you're not fooling anyone with this hypothetical situation.

 

But hypothetically, be careful that he doesn't have some big friends who you may not know about.

[BuckeyeGT]

your first move is the stop saying "said" every other sentence.

[Guest Hal]

It needs to be said that in said hypothetical situation, said is an important word.

[TheHaze]

It needs to be said that in said hypothetical situation, said is an important word.

QFT

[Rally Pat]

If this were an episode of Mythbusters, hypothetically the myth of his "knee caps" should be busted.

[Dr. Pomade]

Hypothetically, we'd need at least a competing null hypothesis to make this hypothetical situational testable.

[Drewhop]

$10 says you don't do anything

 

 

This is a pretty good assumption

[SpaceGhost]

Mind your own fucking business, If your sister is an adult let her be one and handle her own business.

[schmuckingham]

Visit said ex boyfriend and either come back with said laptop or said boyfriends head on a stick....hypothetically

[HotCarl]

...if your son was at home. Crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry and the only way to feed him is sleep with a man for a little bit of money and his daddy's gone, somewhere smokin' rock now in and out of lockdown I aint got a job now.

[Ramsey]

1. Drive to Cleveland

2. Intimidate

3. ????

4. Proffit

[Ramsey]

...if your son was at home. Crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry and the only way to feed him is sleep with a man for a little bit of money and his daddy's gone, somewhere smokin' rock now in and out of lockdown I aint got a job now.

 

wat

[Ramsey]

$10 says you don't do anything

Is "pussing out" anything?