evan9381 Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 lets take a hypothetical situation here. you have a sister who lives in cleveland with boyfriend of ~2 years, who you never really liked. said boyfriend is an idiot and gets tattoo of sisters face on arm, with name underneath it, 1 year in. more recently said boyfriend is showing what an idiot he is. breaking up with sister at her family reunion because "she was not paying attention to him". more recently, sister finds out said dick is cheating on her. sister ends relationship, moves into friends place for a couple weeks to finish school quarter and then transfer back to columbus for next quarter to finish school. said dick takes sisters laptop and ipod that were at house, and now laptop is missing. ipod has been returned, but it's probable laptop has been sold all hypothetical, remember. personally, i would give him until friday to return laptop before myself, brother and another friend with whom is good friends with (if it were) my sister make a trip up to cleveland what would be your plan of action Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Visit him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Agreed, if he doesn't return it, then you should... Visit him. Hypothetically speaking of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lcz06 Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Agreed, if he doesn't return it, then you should... Hypothetically speaking of course. x3. Or find out what happened to it and make him pay up one way or another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Or hypothetically tie him up and cut my sisters face off his arm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Hire a couple of gay escorts named Geronimo and/or Fabio to stalk him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Or hypothetically tie him up and cut my sisters face off his arm. Whoa, YOUR sister's name is tattooed on his arm too? This guy is a jerk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Whoa, YOUR sister's name is tattooed on his arm too? This guy is a jerk! Hypothetically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted February 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 hypothetically, i dont think i would want to do something to seriously injure him over a laptop. but, i think hypothetically i wouldnt mind taking him up to lake erie and throwing him in, and leaving him there. nothing like having some cement shoes, but just enough to give him pnuemonia for a few days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankis Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 How big a boy are ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted February 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 hypothetically, im big enough. also, hypothetically, hes not a big guy. maybe 5'9, 130lbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Hypothetically she could call the cops. Hypothetically, she could file a lawsuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyin Miata Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Hypothetically, you're not fooling anyone with this hypothetical situation. But hypothetically, be careful that he doesn't have some big friends who you may not know about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuckeyeGT Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 your first move is the stop saying "said" every other sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 It needs to be said that in said hypothetical situation, said is an important word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 It needs to be said that in said hypothetical situation, said is an important word. QFT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 If this were an episode of Mythbusters, hypothetically the myth of his "knee caps" should be busted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Hypothetically, we'd need at least a competing null hypothesis to make this hypothetical situational testable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 $10 says you don't do anything This is a pretty good assumption Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Mind your own fucking business, If your sister is an adult let her be one and handle her own business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Visit said ex boyfriend and either come back with said laptop or said boyfriends head on a stick....hypothetically Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 ...if your son was at home. Crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry and the only way to feed him is sleep with a man for a little bit of money and his daddy's gone, somewhere smokin' rock now in and out of lockdown I aint got a job now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 1. Drive to Cleveland 2. Intimidate 3. ???? 4. Proffit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 ...if your son was at home. Crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry and the only way to feed him is sleep with a man for a little bit of money and his daddy's gone, somewhere smokin' rock now in and out of lockdown I aint got a job now. wat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 $10 says you don't do anything Is "pussing out" anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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