Pedro Posted June 16, 2007 Report Share Posted June 16, 2007 WOW, Breakin out the old family album huh... didnt know they had electricity out there in kettering.... :? They don't, there running one big ass extension cord from Dayton. Two of the quotes that I like are from a movie that has popped a few times in this thread. Bornsinner and Postman both told me to watch it about a month or so ago. It's from the movie Snatch. Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. Turkish: Well, do you want to do it? Mickey: That depends. Turkish: On what? Mickey: On you buying this caravan. Not the rouge one, the rose. Turkish: It's not the same caravan. Mickey: It's not the same fight. Turkish: It's twice the fucking size of the last one. Mickey: Turkish, the fight is twice the size. And me ma still needs a caravan. I like to look after me ma. It's a fair deal. Take it. Turkish: Mickey, you're lucky we aren't worm food after your last performance. Buying a tart's mobile palace is a little fucking rich. [Realizes his mistake] Turkish: I wasn't calling your mum a tart. I just meant... Mickey: Ah, save your breath for cooling your porridge. Now, look... [starts talking incoherently] Mickey: Right. And she's terribly partial to the periwinkle blue, boss. Have I made myself clear, lads? Turkish: Yeah, that's perfectly clear, Mickey. Just give me one minute to confer with my colleague. [to Tommy] Turkish: Did you understand a single word of what he just said? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BornSinner Posted June 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2007 .... I want 30 packets of Ketcup!..... way to go Yoda....never wants to play by the fuckin rules....I think that quote is from Big Daddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornSinner Posted June 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2007 Brian Fantana: I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up. Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight. Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. Brian Fantana: Oh yeah. Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way. Brian Fantana: Yep. Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline. Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense. Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornSinner Posted June 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2007 Veronica Corningstone: I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir. Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker. Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry. Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? Veronica Corningstone: Well, you have bad hair. Ron Burgundy: [insulted] What did you say? Veronica Corningstone: I said... your hair... looks stupidAnchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowman666 Posted June 18, 2007 Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 Larry the cable guy as the tow truck in cars:I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC51 John Posted June 18, 2007 Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 'Snatch' is an awesome movie.Turkish: I don't want to go in there. He's a dangerous bastard. Taken too many disco biscuits in the heat of Russian disputations. He's got as many of these nuts as he has those nuts.Tommy: I don't care if he's got fucking hazelnuts. I want a gun that works, and I'm gonna tell him.Turkish: My God, Tommy, you certainly got those minerals. Well, come on, then before "zee" Germans get here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC51 John Posted June 18, 2007 Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 'Office Space'Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something, when you come in on Monday, and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?Lawrence: No... no man, shit, no man, I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhain138 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 From Full metal jacket.You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers I will teach you. Now get up, get on your feet! You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vectorvictor Posted June 24, 2007 Report Share Posted June 24, 2007 From Full metal jacket.You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers I will teach you. Now get up, get on your feet! You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!Anything Gunney says is my favorite quote... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanachi Posted June 24, 2007 Report Share Posted June 24, 2007 These are from Raising Arizona:(1) Son, you got a panty on your head.(2) Now, what's it gonna be young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? 'Cause if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion. (3) H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanachi Posted June 24, 2007 Report Share Posted June 24, 2007 'Office Space'Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something, when you come in on Monday, and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?Lawrence: No... no man, shit, no man, I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that man.--> That rocks!!! I have one of those "Monday" ladies at my office! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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