Farkas Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey! You: What's up? Stranger: N2mu? You: Bored, I have a quick question for you. Stranger: ??? You: Say you went camping with your friend and he got you really drunk, next thing you know you wake up the next morning with a condom in your butt.. do you tell anyone? Stranger: Uhhh no. You: Wanna go camping? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverMaker Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 ..... You: what do you want Stranger: you're dick You: anything in the world.. and thats what you want? Stranger: something wrong with that? You: nope Stranger: thought so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverMaker Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Stranger: You down with OPP? You: yea you know me Stranger: OMG Stranger: It took me ages to find you. Stranger: Somebody that would correctly respond to this You: haha Stranger: Thank you Stranger: You have made my day, Stranger. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 i just got rick rolled You: hi1 Stranger: We're no strangers to love Stranger: you know the rules Stranger: and so do I Stranger: A full commitments what Im thinking of You wouldnt get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how Im feeling Gotta make you understand * never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hai Stranger: About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese. I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse. Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret. My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother. I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know. Stranger: oh hai Stranger: from? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Bahaha I got pwned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 THUNDERCATS BOMB h000000000000000 You: THUNDERCATS Stranger: ASSEMBLE!! You: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You: cheetara was the hottest one Stranger: hahaha Stranger: I've never watched it, actually... Stranger: do they even say assemble? You: no that is another cartoon You: you fail Stranger: oh, shows what I know You: cheetara was so hot she started my furry obsession Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey! Have you heard about the new acai berry diet! I lost 56lbs from eating acai berry forumla 1000. Wanna get more info? You: THUNDERCATS Stranger: lol. You: hooooooooo? Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: what? You: cheetara was the hottest one You: don't you agree? Stranger: thundercats! You: do you know of the thundercats? Stranger: nah man, shernf shernf You: tell me of the acai berries Stranger: hahaha, i dunno about them You: i like to drink them in v8 fruit fusion Stranger: i just liike to do that to people You: is very tasty drink You: oh i see Stranger: really You: you are a big fat phony Stranger: i dont think i can get that kind of v8 where i live You: HEY GUYS LOOK AT THE BIG FAT PHONY Stranger: hahahahahahaha, THE BIG FAT PHONY Stranger: HEY LOOK AT THE PHONY Stranger: THE PHONY Stranger: THE BIG FAT PHONY You: cheetara was the reason why i became a furry lover Stranger: so you like hairy pussy! is that what you are saying?!!?!? You: no just people who dress up like animals Stranger: oh, Stranger: wtf. Stranger: lol. You: like sexually they turn me on Stranger: weird. You: just like cheetara Stranger: oh cool. Stranger: lol. Stranger: so you wanna do a cat? You: NO Stranger: oh! You: just someone who dresses up like one Stranger: a person dressed as a cat You: a women most of the time Stranger: what about a person dressed as a human- like me Stranger: most of the time women?? but sometimes men?? You: sometimes You: women look better as cats You: don't you agree? You: where did you go Stranger: i dont like women dressed as cats Stranger: lol Stranger: just mnormal women Stranger: you must like halle berry You: that gets boring real quick You: yeah i like her as catwoman You: but a woman doesn't have to dress up as a cat Stranger: hahaha You: cows do fine Stranger: i knw Stranger: WTF Stranger: lol.. You: with udders to play with You: you know what i am sayin? Stranger: you are fucking with my baked head aye? You: oh you are baked? Stranger: very. You: under the influence ? You: of what substance i am just curious Stranger: do you partake? You: are you a cop? Stranger: HAHAHA Stranger: no Stranger: i live in new zealand. You: who wants to know? Stranger: lol. You: oh that country is far away from here Stranger: dont answer then, i was just asking,. You: i have read that they are very strict on drug laws Stranger: i am stoned. not on anything other than weed. Stranger: no, you must have read wrong haha. You: good man Stranger: cannabis here is like...canada Stranger: laws not really enforced You: oh really? i didn't know that You: do you have coffee shops like canada and holland? Stranger: meth is quite strict Stranger: no no coffee shops. just a lot of head shops and grow shops You: so you grow your own ? Stranger: haha, no. You: oh Stranger: have friends. Stranger: so do you partake or no? You: there was something called hempfest last weekend in my city You: a lot of people go there every year Stranger: cool! yeah we just had j-day You: i must say when i was in college i might have been around some of that smoke You: seeing as hempfest is done on a big college campus =) Stranger: hahaha, haha how old are you now? You: 27 Stranger: oh yeah Stranger: im only 19 You: my name is buck and i like to fuck You: cat girls that is Stranger: haha and 19 year old dudes or something? You: only if you dress up like an animal Stranger: hmm, no. Stranger: lol. Stranger: k uhhh Stranger: i might go now. You: just make sure the next girl you are doing has a tail Stranger: haha, ok i will remember that tonight. You: and make sure you are not seeing things because of the drugs You: touch it and stroke it make sure it is real Stranger: drugs? what drugs? aha Stranger: stroke what You: and remember THUNDERCATS is the best cartoon ever made Stranger: lol? the tail? Stranger: ok Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Stranger: hi You: ask joe Stranger: ask joe who! You: joe momma bitch Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: THUNDERCATS Stranger: ha ha Stranger: the fucking thundercats! Stranger: that was a great cartoon You: hoooooooooooo? Stranger: MAIL DISPATCHER NEEDED TO WORK FOR US . THE JOB DOESNT ENTAILS MUCH. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HAVE OUR MAILS RECEIVED,RECORD AND FORWARDED TO US . MUST BE COMPUTER LITERATE AND MUST SPEAK ENGLISH FLUENTLY. YOU WILL EARN 800-1000/month and 250/week depending on the job carried out.Email me at andrewmike001@live.com if interested. Stranger: ? You: do you remember cheetara? Stranger: un toque de kush Stranger: i don't know Stranger: i remmeber dark wing duck Stranger: that shit was tight You: but you have seen thundercats before? Stranger: yeah Stranger: but i doin't rememebr too much of it You: cheetara was the hot one Stranger: yeah Stranger: nice Stranger: i porbably got my first boner by her You: me too You: she was the reason i became a furry Stranger: oh u are a furry? You: it was her fault You: plus the TV Stranger: oh ok You: do you like furries? Stranger: not my thing You: i don't like darkwing duck that much You: Tailspin was a good show Stranger: do you smoke drugs? You: are you a cop? Stranger: hell no You: then who wants to know Stranger: me nigguh You: i don't trust you with such information Stranger: gargoyles was tight You: i will have to use the sword of omens on you You: i need to see inside you first Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: guess what!? Stranger: no Stranger: what You: dese nuts Stranger: ????????????????????????????? You: in yo mouth Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 looks like alot of stupid fucking pothead hippies on tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
944s2 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 it would be funny if two CR members got each other.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 it would be funny if two CR members got each other.... I was waiting for that to happen for the whole time I was on there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 my first post now is CR? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Throw this in there somewhere and see how fast they end the conversation The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Throw this in there somewhere and see how fast they end the conversation Pretty damn fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 heh. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hi Stranger: asl plz~ You: I'm looking for Chris Hansen from dateline You: I need to confess Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 When posting this: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database It's fun to post "Reference code entered." and log if they don't take you cereal. The more you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 I shoulda kept going .. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hiya asl? You: old enough You: usa You: not sure on what S means Stranger: male or female You: I don't know Stranger: ? You: i'm in the middle of changing now Stranger: from what to what You: male to female Stranger: hm i see what have u changed so far You: I'm taking the pills to get the chest bigger You: I just need money for the operation Stranger: u shud show me a couple pics of u, im curious You: no camera Stranger: :/ You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database Stranger: lol Stranger: k Stranger: noob Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Fucking dick..... Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: would you be upset if i died? Stranger: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Stranger: asl? You: 15/f/us Stranger: im 17 m US Stranger: yes You: what do u wanna do to me Stranger: i wanna lick your pussy so hard Stranger: and massage your tits Stranger: and make you moan and scream You: do you wanna fuck me? Stranger: mmm i wana fuck you so Hard! You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database Your conversational partner has disconnected. lol win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 i cant read all these...too funny. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i love you Stranger: thought you should know You: herpes? Stranger: no, crabs Stranger: sorry Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hai You: brb. need to check on my pet armadillo. she has a cold Stranger: Ok Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: some call me.... Stranger: tim? You: No Stranger: fine Stranger: call me Stranger: WALRUS Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hi You: balls of steele? Stranger: um, no? You: Oh okay. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 lol, if you post the FBI mssg a thing from omegle pops up and says If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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