How do you get your "Man Smell"?

[thorne]

Axe body wash

Axe or Speed Stick Deoderant

Perferred Stock or Axe body spray

 

and a big black dildo

[Guest tbutera2112]

You beat me to it you fucking son of a bitch.

 

Holly shit this is funny, they actually made it. http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Panther/dp/B001LNG4YG

 

 

lmao at the reviews

 

I received this cologne as a gift from my younger brother.

 

He had saved his money from mowing lawns the entire summer and told me that I was his big bubba and he loved me. I opened the cologne and it's smell lit up my senses in a way that I can not begin to describe.

 

I wore it to school the next day and noticed that teachers seemed to bend over a lot more in front of me, the girls all seemed to stay near my locker, and the principal called me into his office for a "long talk."

 

It seems that I have an animal magnetism that can only be explained by the power of this mighty cologne. I have since run out of the cologne and since my mom took away my allowance for molesting a family of badgers(illegal in my county) I have resorted to trying and making my own cologne to wear.

 

I have tried many things, but most of the time people look at me in disgust and wrinkle their noses as if I am something on the bottom of their shoe that they wish someone had cleaned up before they had stepped in me.

 

I miss the power that I had over the fairer sex when I wore this cologne. I was the only guy to meet a girl at the movies on Friday, and meeting a girl in this town when they only show a movie twice week? That is a big deal. Usually, we have to make out in the rusted out school park after 11, but the movies you have the cover of darkness to hunt. And that is what I did when I was Sex Panther Johnston. Hunted out the ladies.

 

Now I cry.

[87GT]

I always smell like gun power and sex.

[Dave1647545494]

old spice original

[RedRocket1647545505]

Old spice Afterhours body wash (this shit is Win) +

Mitchum Solid deodorant/AP - GreenWood

 

Usually no cologne

[unfunnyryan]

I always smell like gun power and sex.

 

This was my exact smell yesterday actually.

[HotCarl]

After walking through the store today, I noticed that just about every brand of body wash and deodorant have some sort of a scent for Men.

 

How do you get your "smell"? Washes, deodorants or cologne? What do you use?

 

KillJoy

 

soap, shampoo and deoderant. Thats all any man should ever need.

 

Maybe cologne if its a special occasion, but only 2 sprays. Dont be "that guy".

[Mattsv8]

oder day toilete. or some shit like that.

i shower, under arm deoderant,. thats it i work in a paint plant wouldnt matter how i smell. the paint is the smell.

[twistedfocus1647545489]

I wear a single spray of this every day. I have since I was in High School and it's just habit more than anything. Its not very strong and I just like the smell.

 

Joop Nightflight (not the pink powdery shit they sell)

http://s7.sears.com/is/image/Sears/07466049000_1233072041313?hei=100&wid=100&op_sharpen=1&qlt=75&qlt=75

[Hahn]

You beat me to it you fucking son of a bitch.

 

Holly shit this is funny, they actually made it. http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Panther/dp/B001LNG4YG

 

sorry but i couldnt pass up on the opportunity. im just glad somebody caught it lol. and i cant believe they actually sell it. might have to get some.

[El Karacho1647545492]

kroger brand body wash that looks/smells identical to old spice, but not as strong.

 

Chanel no. 5 por homme or Bulgari Aqua cologne

 

also, i occasionally dab fresh deer blood behind my ears. lets the ladies know i'm a good hunter/provider.

[Radio Flyer1647545514]

Whatever body wash is in the shower and some deodorant when I get out.

[Drewhop]

I rub pink roses all over my body. First wet ones. Then dry ones.

 

If I am out of roses. I use Axe Dark Sensation and Awake or Alive something like that.

[SLOWLX]

I let the duck butter build up.

Thats some funny shit

[SLOWLX]

I let the duck butter build up.

 

 

Quote:

Duck Butter:The combination of sweat from the ballsac and anus that creates a buttery film on the grundle and butthole. occuring usually from an unwashed scrotum creating a smelly odor that worsens in thickness and odor by the minute. Also known as DB or Deeb.

 

Thats some funny shit

[Rhett]

I sweat alot when i am cutting down forests and fucking super models... then I get my man smell!!!

[CRed05]

http://i355.photobucket.com/albums/r445/martyr65/2040_1a_1.jpg

 

These people make all kinds of crazy scents.

http://www.demeterfragrance.com/Product.aspx?ProductID=997

 

http://www.demeterfragrance.com/images/product/left/Stable-Left.jpg

http://www.demeterfragrance.com/images/product/left/Turpentine-Left.jpg

http://www.demeterfragrance.com/images/product/left/New-Zealand-Left.jpg

[ericsarge]

also a VS very sexy 2 wearer

[99BlownYellowGT]

Axe "dark temptation" bodywash and deodorant, and body spray, sometimes I use the Victoria Secret "very sexy for him", the dark temptation has a faint scent to it, not over powering like some of the Axe product line.

 

 

I use the dark temptation stuff too. Curve and joop sometimes too if i am going out.

[Igor]

Axe Snake Peel, Whatever deoderant i have. and Jean Paul Gaultier.

 

http://www.amazon.com/Jean-Paul-Gaultier-Male-Perfume/dp/B000H6OWC4/ref=pd_sbs_bt_2

[6 Speed S4]

I use Aussie shampoo and conditioner. Axe body wash, and Axe stick deodorant of assorted types. I rarely wear cologne and its Adidas brand that my g/f buys for me.

[2 Sweet]

Old spice Afterhours body wash (this shit is Win)

 

Agreed, after hours is awesome. but their best body wash was one they had out like 5 years ago, actually it was called "Limited Edition 2005". Best smelling body wash ever, I'm pissed that they didn't keep making it.

 

http://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles/88737/projects/157042/887371228941820.jpg

[CRAWDAD]

lol, nasty. I've never even heard of duck butter, but I'm fairly sure I won't be spreading it on anything anytime soon.

 

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=duck+butter

 

That should help!