If you could make a law...

[Slowbalt]

It should be legal to shoot at people driving in the left lane. That shits for passing.

 

Can't agree more.

[verse]

It should be legal to shoot at people driving in the left lane. That shits for passing.

 

I love to do the speed limit in the left lane. It's funny the kind of things that piss people off.

[pontiacfreak142]

to add on the wellfare law, you MUST have a job.

 

it should also be legal to knock the fuck out of any foreign dumbass that stares at you and talkes in their foreign language

[Crossle]

yeah, i am sick of them rolling up on me close as fuck too, then on through the stop / traffic signs. it's fucking annoying when you are traveling the speed limit, approaching a a corner to find mid corner some bicycle fuck peddling along 3 foot out in the road. only to slam on the breaks, or quick-look-swerve-wide. either way, not fucking safe

 

 

Now don't get me wrong, if you play by the rules I am cool with it. I used to ride a lot a couple years ago. Yeah they can share the road, no it's not intelligent to ride way out there, but we do have to watch for them.

 

If you follow the rules, I'm more than happy to slow down for a second if I have to, but if I have to pass you like 4 times because you keep lane riding and running traffic lights...I'm not so nice.

[V8 Beast]

One with 3 or more offspring must agree to and successfully complete needed medical procedures to prevent the possibility of having future offspring. This applies to both male and female candidates filing for public assistance.

[TTQ B4U]

legalize drunk driving

 

Pretty much is just a slap on the wrist already.

[TTQ B4U]

fuck bicyclists! i cant stand it when they decide to ride up sawmil parkway, when theres a bike path 6 foot over.

 

Right up there with people walking in the street at dusk. I don't give a shit if it is my own fucking neighborhood, use the sidewalk. Push your stroller with your newborn in it on the SIDEWALK! Teach your fucking kids to play on GRASS not the street. Don't let your 3-7 year old ride their bike and big wheels in the street either.

 

Add in my no overnight parking on side streets too. Makes Dublin look like the west side.

[2 Sweet]

Lots of great ideas in this thread.

 

I'd like to add that if you're proven guilty of rape or child molestation, and there is legitimate proof, it is mandatory that your cock gets chopped off

[V8 Beast]

Lots of great ideas in this thread.

 

I'd like to add that if you're proven guilty of rape or child molestation, and there is legitimate proof, it is mandatory that your cock gets chopped off

 

Or your vagina plugged (but only if you are ugly)

[2 Sweet]

Or your vagina plugged (but only if you are ugly)

 

I was actually thinking about what the penalty would be for a woman, and I got to thinking, how often is a woman accused and convicted of rape?

[Exodus]

Or your vagina plugged (but only if you are ugly)

 

+1

[Exodus]

to add on the wellfare law, you MUST have a job.

 

WORK HARDER! People on welfare depend on you!

[Mr. Jones]

I love to do the speed limit in the left lane. It's funny the kind of things that piss people off.

 

FIRED

[Radio Flyer1647545514]

I would remove the speed limit from all interstates and highways. Autobahn time for America.

[Radio Flyer1647545514]

keep the stupid bicycles off the road for cars. it's dangerous for a car to be going 25mph under the speed limit, but for some reason jack asses think it's ok to ride their bicycles on a 55 mph (riverside) road with curves. GTFO of the way!!!!!!!!!!!

 

It's actually a law that it's illegal to ride your bicicyle on the side walk.

[Gergwheel1647545492]

you should have to have a license to have children, that way it can be regulated and also makes sure you are not a complete fucking moron.

[Got-Boost?]

For those that have been on the Autobahn you won't be able to do that in the US without rebuilding a LOT of roads. We just don't have the same standards here...

 

But until then, add Driver License CLASSES.

 

For instance:

 

D class: Limited to the Right lane only 65mph

C class: 75mph max right and middle lane

B class: 90mph max

A class unrestricted speed fast lane

 

However, fast lane "like" the autobahn is FOR PASSING ONLY. If you aren't passing you can't drive in it...

 

There will also be no limit to the amount of guns you want to buy legally each week, month, year, whatever.

 

Move to Texas, there is no restriction now...

[CRed05]

Yes, the Autobahn is something like twice as thick as the interstate and just overall designed and kept up with high speeds in mind.

 

Driver's exams should be taken using a manual trans car.

[RedRocket1647545505]

For those that have been on the Autobahn you won't be able to do that in the US without rebuilding a LOT of roads. We just don't have the same standards here...

 

But until then, add Driver License CLASSES.

 

For instance:

 

D class: Limited to the Right lane only 65mph

C class: 75mph max right and middle lane

B class: 90mph max

A class unrestricted speed fast lane

 

However, fast lane "like" the autobahn is FOR PASSING ONLY. If you aren't passing you can't drive in it...

 

 

 

Move to Texas, there is no restriction now...

 

There's no restriction here.

[87GT]

For those that have been on the Autobahn you won't be able to do that in the US without rebuilding a LOT of roads. We just don't have the same standards here...

 

But until then, add Driver License CLASSES.

 

For instance:

 

D class: Limited to the Right lane only 65mph

C class: 75mph max right and middle lane

B class: 90mph max

A class unrestricted speed fast lane

 

However, fast lane "like" the autobahn is FOR PASSING ONLY. If you aren't passing you can't drive in it...

 

 

 

Move to Texas, there is no restriction now...

 

There's no restriction here.

 

 

I meant this for all 50 states.

[Exodus]

I'm sure this is already a law, but people should have to pull into the lane closest to them, so I can turn into the lane closest to me and we can all be happy.. Instead of me turning when they turn and they honk at me and I give them the finger for being a moron and not paying attention to simple traffic laws.

[Radio Flyer1647545514]

I'm sure this is already a law, but people should have to pull into the lane closest to them, so I can turn into the lane closest to me and we can all be happy.. Instead of me turning when they turn and they honk at me and I give them the finger for being a moron and not paying attention to simple traffic laws.

 

This is already a law too, people just don't follow it. I drive a POS so I just pull out regardless. If I get hit I profit.

Kind of like how you can't change lanes in the intersection but people still do that too.

[Exodus]

Kind of like how you can't change lanes in the intersection but people still do that too.

 

 

That pisses me off too. Fuck! Maybe I need anger classes.

[Got-Boost?]

There's no restriction here.

 

I meant this for all 50 states.

 

Do you really want to live in a state that doesn't allow that?

[lowridns1020]

you should have to have a license to have children, that way it can be regulated and also makes sure you are not a complete fucking moron.

 

Couldn't agree more. IMO they should start fixing all of one sex at birth, and you shouldn't be able to get it reversed until both parents pass a proficiency test of some sort. Also the parents would need to show they could legally afford to have a kid.