nurkvinny Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 What would you tell yourself? I would tell myself not to throw away a free college education in order to have "some time off", only to have to pay for college starting at 20. I would also have started my family earlier (instead of waiting until I was 30). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 I would have told myself, "The answer will be 2" and nothing more... and then one day, the thread will come up and I'll know instantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmrmnhrm Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 High school 18 year old me >> Ask her out to prom, dammit!! College 18 year old me >> That girl flirting with you in the dorm lobby is worth every moment you're about to spend with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Don't fuck Jennifer she has crabs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Don't fuck Jennifer she has crabs Quit posting and driving, oh and that is funny as fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 I'm with Vince, have kids younger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Dont date that one bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bam Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 On the opposite end of the spectrum...I'd have say wrap that shit up a bit more and don't be so carefree. Being that I'm 25 and have a 6 year old now, I don't regret any of it, but I know things could have been better/easier had I waited a few years longer at least, and had some shit in order/taken care of and was with someone I cared about/wanted to have a kid with versus just some bitch that liked the dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 On the opposite end of the spectrum...I'd have say wrap that shit up a bit more and don't be so carefree. Being that I'm 25 and have a 6 year old now, I don't regret any of it, but I know things could have been better/easier had I waited a few years longer at least, and had some shit in order/taken care of and was with someone I cared about/wanted to have a kid with versus just some bitch that liked the dick. I concur sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate1647545505 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Should have joined when I was 18, I could have been half way to retirement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murse Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 "Don't cheat on your wife you stupid fuck" or something along those lines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bam Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Should have joined when I was 17, I could have been half way to retirement THIS....FML. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Go to less raves, cut your fucking hair, and give up on the band. You guys suck anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Oh, and lottery numbers, investment opportunities, and all the other bullshit that breaks these exercise questions. So those are out of the way now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 I'm with Vince, have kids younger. I'm going to go against that and say NOT to have kids younger.. like 17 years ago.. younger. I would have texted myself.. "Pull the fuck out.. NOW". Hell, we probably wouldn't even be married (hell, Sunday for 12 years) if it wasn't for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Do more stupid shit, have stories to tell in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Every girl that you think might want to....wants to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Self: "Invest all available extra money in Googl, Yahoo, Apple and several other key companies and you'll never have to worry about money again." In the end though, it wouldn't ever reach me as when I was 18, cell phones looked like this and didn't get text messages: http://steveblank.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/motorola-dynatac-8000x-1987.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 WTF is this yahoo and google you speak of ? http://trendycellular.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/gordonl1.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 I would tell myself to never marry that bitch. Just take the kid and run. If I didn't have my amazing son I would just tell myself to never touch her, but whatever. Of course some lotto numbers would be important. Probably most important, tell mom you love her more often, tell her to get her screenings more often. Maybe she'd be alive still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 "Lose weight and enlist fatty." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Get the fuck away from her! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dammit Charlie Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Don't buy a DSM, they are junk. That crazy chick, IS in fact crazy. Listen to mom and dad, they know wtf they are talking about. Also.. Loose the d-bag hair cut or I'll hop in my Delorian and come back and kick my own ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Don't turn left into McDonalds, take over the family business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 I'd say the following: No matter how inconvenient it is to keep it in Boston, DON'T SELL THE APACHE. When you shoulder starts to hurt after that soccer game, don't ignore it. Take an extra year in college to study abroad and screw around, or end up in a horrible recession with no job. When mom gets cancer, don't worry. She wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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