Cremate your loved ones then pack them into Bullets

[Sturg1647545502]

This is truly one way of going out with at ‘bang’, from the folks at Holy Smoke, a better way to enter the afterlife – via a bullet.

 

For $1,250, they’ll cram one pound of incinerated leftovers of your dead loved one into a nice load of ammo, which you can later use to shoot off using your favorite over/under double barrel shotgun or rifle! One pound of human ash plus your bereaved cash will yield 250 shotgun shells, 100 rifle cartridges, or 250 pistol cartridges. And if that isn’t enough, you could also order especially handcrafted and labeled decorative boxes, which can be used as storage for the bullets and cartridges.

 

Now, you can continue to protect your home and family even after you are gone.

 

Feel free to load up my ashes into some kind of atomic bomb, then drop it on my neighbours house….BEWM!

 

http://helablog.com/2011/07/cremate-your-loved-ones-then-pack-them-into-bullets/

[iwashmycar]

yes.

[87GT]

WTF NO

[oh8sti]

Yeah

[Otis Nice]

Yes.

[TTQ B4U]

I was just talking to someone about this! I want to be cremated and have been giving my wife instructions on what to do with my ashes, a little at a time

 

Garden Dust

Put me in coffee

Bullets

Drop me in Grand Cayman

Add me to my dogs ashes, etc....

[RedRocket1647545505]

There's a company who will take a small vial of your ashes and launch them into space for you. I've thought about going this route.

[RC K9]

I told my wife to have my corpse fed to lions or wolves or something at the zoo or in a field somewhere...I am having a hard time getting to to comply with my wishes...

[Patrick]

Yeah nobody seems to like my cannon idea either.

 

Imagine a corpse flying over somewhere in Columbus and landing in some kids cereal. That'd be awesome.

[Guest Hal]

I don't want to be cremated. I want to come back as a zombie to take revenge on the public.

[Otis Nice]

I don't want to be cremated. I want to come back as a zombie to take revenge on the public.

 

1) Have a leg creamated.

2) Come back as Zombie.

3) Kill public using your own ash filled rounds.

4) Profit.

[verse]

So just ashes mixed with gun powder? For $1250? Unless you need some weird expensive powder I can't see where the price comes from. Costs less than $50 to do any of this.

[Otis Nice]

So just ashes mixed with gun powder? For $1250? Unless you need some weird expensive powder I can't see where the price comes from. Costs less than $50 to do any of this.

 

Nobody else does it. That's where the cost comes from. Start a business doing the same, charge $1K per. Pro. Fit.

[jeffro]

Nobody else does it. That's where the cost comes from. Start a business doing the same, charge $1K per. Pro. Fit.

 

1.create business

2.charge 1k

3.????

4.get sued & -profit