Sturg1647545502 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 This is truly one way of going out with at ‘bang’, from the folks at Holy Smoke, a better way to enter the afterlife – via a bullet. For $1,250, they’ll cram one pound of incinerated leftovers of your dead loved one into a nice load of ammo, which you can later use to shoot off using your favorite over/under double barrel shotgun or rifle! One pound of human ash plus your bereaved cash will yield 250 shotgun shells, 100 rifle cartridges, or 250 pistol cartridges. And if that isn’t enough, you could also order especially handcrafted and labeled decorative boxes, which can be used as storage for the bullets and cartridges. Now, you can continue to protect your home and family even after you are gone. Feel free to load up my ashes into some kind of atomic bomb, then drop it on my neighbours house….BEWM! http://helablog.com/2011/07/cremate-your-loved-ones-then-pack-them-into-bullets/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 WTF NO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh8sti Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 I was just talking to someone about this! I want to be cremated and have been giving my wife instructions on what to do with my ashes, a little at a time Garden Dust Put me in coffee Bullets Drop me in Grand Cayman Add me to my dogs ashes, etc.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 There's a company who will take a small vial of your ashes and launch them into space for you. I've thought about going this route. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC K9 Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 I told my wife to have my corpse fed to lions or wolves or something at the zoo or in a field somewhere...I am having a hard time getting to to comply with my wishes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 Yeah nobody seems to like my cannon idea either. Imagine a corpse flying over somewhere in Columbus and landing in some kids cereal. That'd be awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 I don't want to be cremated. I want to come back as a zombie to take revenge on the public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 I don't want to be cremated. I want to come back as a zombie to take revenge on the public. 1) Have a leg creamated. 2) Come back as Zombie. 3) Kill public using your own ash filled rounds. 4) Profit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 So just ashes mixed with gun powder? For $1250? Unless you need some weird expensive powder I can't see where the price comes from. Costs less than $50 to do any of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 So just ashes mixed with gun powder? For $1250? Unless you need some weird expensive powder I can't see where the price comes from. Costs less than $50 to do any of this. Nobody else does it. That's where the cost comes from. Start a business doing the same, charge $1K per. Pro. Fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 Nobody else does it. That's where the cost comes from. Start a business doing the same, charge $1K per. Pro. Fit. 1.create business 2.charge 1k 3.???? 4.get sued & -profit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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