You farted in Kroger yesterday - m4w (Columbus)

[Jackson1647545504]

http://columbus.craigslist.org/mis/4795701605.html

 

You are the tall brunette with the near perfect body who farted in the bread section last night.

 

I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked: "was that you?"

You quickly replied "no it wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask.

As the stink grew, you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was pretty evident what had happened there.

I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread...you proceeded to storm off in an angry manner.

 

You are beautiful, and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I would love to meet up with you.

 

Full-Disclosure: This is making its way across facebook via shares

[iwashmycar]

lol

[BigOxley]

Same post has been on Reddit for at least the last year. OP is a bundle of sticks.

[jeffro]

The breads gone bad!

[Jackson1647545504]

#sadbeans

[TTQ B4U]

I hope someday to have a hot chick put a Craigs list ad out there looking to hook up with me the next time I blow the doors off the bakery section at Kroger. I bet even my wife would give me hall pass if that ever happens

 

Meh....until then, I'll just continue to blame my son

[Orion]

OP is a bundle of sticks.

 

That made me chuckle.

[Forrest Gump 9]

I hope someday to have a hot chick put a Craigs list ad out there looking to hook up with me the next time I blow the doors off the bakery section at Kroger. I bet even my wife would give me hall pass if that ever happens

 

Meh....until then, I'll just continue to blame my son

 

Lol, of course you wife would give you permission. Iirc she's a lawyer right?

 

And yes, this is old. It was in the best of Craigslist.