Jackson1647545504 Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 http://columbus.craigslist.org/mis/4795701605.html You are the tall brunette with the near perfect body who farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked: "was that you?" You quickly replied "no it wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew, you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was pretty evident what had happened there. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread...you proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful, and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I would love to meet up with you. Full-Disclosure: This is making its way across facebook via shares Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Same post has been on Reddit for at least the last year. OP is a bundle of sticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 The breads gone bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson1647545504 Posted December 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 #sadbeans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 I hope someday to have a hot chick put a Craigs list ad out there looking to hook up with me the next time I blow the doors off the bakery section at Kroger. I bet even my wife would give me hall pass if that ever happens Meh....until then, I'll just continue to blame my son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 OP is a bundle of sticks. That made me chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Gump 9 Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 I hope someday to have a hot chick put a Craigs list ad out there looking to hook up with me the next time I blow the doors off the bakery section at Kroger. I bet even my wife would give me hall pass if that ever happens Meh....until then, I'll just continue to blame my son Lol, of course you wife would give you permission. Iirc she's a lawyer right? And yes, this is old. It was in the best of Craigslist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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