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You farted in Kroger yesterday - m4w (Columbus)


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http://columbus.craigslist.org/mis/4795701605.html

 

You are the tall brunette with the near perfect body who farted in the bread section last night.

 

I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked: "was that you?"

You quickly replied "no it wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask.

As the stink grew, you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was pretty evident what had happened there.

I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread...you proceeded to storm off in an angry manner.

 

You are beautiful, and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I would love to meet up with you.

 

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I hope someday to have a hot chick put a Craigs list ad out there looking to hook up with me the next time I blow the doors off the bakery section at Kroger. I bet even my wife would give me hall pass if that ever happens :p

 

Meh....until then, I'll just continue to blame my son :)

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I hope someday to have a hot chick put a Craigs list ad out there looking to hook up with me the next time I blow the doors off the bakery section at Kroger. I bet even my wife would give me hall pass if that ever happens :p

 

Meh....until then, I'll just continue to blame my son :)

 

Lol, of course you wife would give you permission. Iirc she's a lawyer right?

 

And yes, this is old. It was in the best of Craigslist.

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