Kosmo Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 jag.....u r the best...hands down all agree....pls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4isvt Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 not really a insult line but if someone gives you one politely tell them if you wanted a come back line you would wipe it off thier girlfriends chin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 You know how I know your gay? You close your eyes whilst drinking from a straw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InyaAzz Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 (edited) Yo momma is so black, she bleeds smoke.Yo momma is so black, when she goes outside during the day, the phone rates go down.Yo momma is so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall. Edited April 30, 2009 by InyaAzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Drordy Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Yo mama is so fat this is how she plays hop-scotch:New York...Chicago...L.A... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOW Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 yo mama is so fat her blood type is Crisco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 You would fuck up an anvil with a rubber mallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisknight Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 ...ok guys lets get off Moms, I just got off yours... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 "Would you be quiet?! Jesus Christ...Anne Frank was silent for almost 2 years, you can't STFU for 30 seconds!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Yo momma is so black, she bleeds smoke.Yo momma is so black, when she goes outside during the day, the phone rates go down.Yo momma is so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.oh we gonna go there? OK. Your mama is so black, when she masturbates it's like black on black crime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siggywiggy Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Her twat's so nasty it's like peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiztedRabbit Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 best thing i had ever heard.. was at a local store.. cant remember where thinking kroger or something.. and i overheard a couple having an arguement... a lot of he said she said then she spouted off something and he turned to her and said"Shut up you cum dumpster before i put something in there to do it for you "this comment was promptly followed by a SMACK.. it was great.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Your momma is so stupid she spent 1/2 an hour trying to slam a revolving door! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 You look like r1crusher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hondajt Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 You are a good for nothing, that has done nothing with his life. The highlight of your life is being the retard who gets laughed at by the walmart greeter.You toothless, ignorant & racist son of a bitch who absolutely no one cares about. When you die, you will have no one at your funeral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Yo momma's so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmo Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Off topic...What was Helen Keller's favorite color corduroy.that was pretty funny..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 You are a good for nothing, that has done nothing with his life. The highlight of your life is being the retard who gets laughed at by the walmart greeter.You toothless, ignorant & racist son of a bitch who absolutely no one cares about. When you die, you will have no one at your funeral.I thought I heard that said about Bush on CNN before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 you remind me of a toilet.. fat, round, and full of shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBRzach Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 How many times do you have to tell a woman with two black eyes to get back in the kitchen??None...you already told her twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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