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Yo momma is so black, she bleeds smoke.

Yo momma is so black, when she goes outside during the day, the phone rates go down.

Yo momma is so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.

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Yo momma is so black, she bleeds smoke.

Yo momma is so black, when she goes outside during the day, the phone rates go down.

Yo momma is so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.

oh we gonna go there? OK.

Your mama is so black, when she masturbates it's like black on black crime. :D

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best thing i had ever heard.. was at a local store.. cant remember where thinking kroger or something.. and i overheard a couple having an arguement... a lot of he said she said then she spouted off something and he turned to her and said

"Shut up you cum dumpster before i put something in there to do it for you "

this comment was promptly followed by a SMACK.. it was great..

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You are a good for nothing, that has done nothing with his life. The highlight of your life is being the retard who gets laughed at by the walmart greeter.

You toothless, ignorant & racist son of a bitch who absolutely no one cares about. When you die, you will have no one at your funeral.

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You are a good for nothing, that has done nothing with his life. The highlight of your life is being the retard who gets laughed at by the walmart greeter.

You toothless, ignorant & racist son of a bitch who absolutely no one cares about. When you die, you will have no one at your funeral.

I thought I heard that said about Bush on CNN before.

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