Not Brian Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 my kids did see me looking through tinder one time and asked what i was doing. my response::: looking for a baby sitter. Well you weren't technically lying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 A lie by omission is still a lie, Mr. Crusher... [/picard] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 This thread delivers. Seems like I'm lucky to be married to an awesome woman at 26. i said the same thing when i was in my 20's. people change with time--you can grow apart, lose things that you once had in common, kids are fantastic, but can add stress to a relationship (or take the sole focus off a narcissist). i was married for 10 years, and my ex decided the grass was greener. whether she regrets her decision or not, i don't regret mine (to throw her out). never pictured being divorced, and 38. oh well, i have plenty of time to do better this time. i can't imagine how crazy it would have been if these sites were around when i was in my early 20's and just looking to get laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Well you weren't technically lying very true. the kids said "pick her, she looks fun" i had to agree :lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caseyctsv Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Threads like these make me count my blessings - married 21 years now and counting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Versluis Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 I love this thread and BigOxley your posts are awesome. On another note, I was single for three years, tried different sites, bumble and tinder. I met one girl off match.com, her pictures were good then I met her in person and was totally different. I'm 6'4 and I think she was maybe 5'0. I had dinner with her even though I knew it wasnt going anywhere. Fast forward a couple months and actually met my GF on tinder. I will spare the details but she is freaking awesome and I'm glad I met her. I have seen more and more people meeting on tinder and there seems to be some normal people on there, but for sure some thirsty people. She let me look through all her convo's and some pickup lines guys used were seriously straight off tinder nightmares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Lol you guys dating girls off tinder are hilarious. It's a smash n dash site for worn out women. Trying to wife up tinder sloots is like going to the bunny ranch looking for love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 yeah, current chick i'm seeing had an absolute tinder nightmare story. it was just too insane to be made up. dude ordered the most expensive thing on the menu, drank 18 cokes, ate half of her meal when she got up to text her friend to come rescue her, made all kinds of creepy remarks about her body, stuck her with the bill at the end of dinner, and then asked if they were going to have 'intercourse'. who the fuck does that? its not uncommon for people to use old pictures on tinder. it is what it is. again, friending them on facebook and looking through their current pictures will help sort out the fatties if you're shallow (and we all are). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 yeah, current chick i'm seeing had an absolute tinder nightmare story. it was just too insane to be made up. dude ordered the most expensive thing on the menu, drank 18 cokes, ate half of her meal when she got up to text her friend to come rescue her, made all kinds of creepy remarks about her body, stuck her with the bill at the end of dinner, and then asked if they were going to have 'intercourse'. who the fuck does that? Did she date Will Ferrell and not know who he is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Threads like these make me count my blessings - married 21 years now and counting. ^^ with my wife for 27 years and say the same thing. at the end of dinner, and then asked if they were going to have 'intercourse'. who the fuck does that? I do and get lucky part of the time Wife gave me a maybe tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Lol you guys dating girls off tinder are hilarious. It's a smash n dash site for worn out women. Trying to wife up tinder sloots is like going to the bunny ranch looking for love. i've found you're much better off going to the local bar and finding the low hanging fruit :fa: or maybe hoping to meet the perfect woman at the grocery store, library, or church. shit, ain't nobody got time for that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUbTTPmD6nc i take everything on that site with a grain of salt. i assume the chick is talking to other guys, and when she tells me she's out with friends, there's a 50/50 chance its not true. it is what it is. last time i checked i'm not an angel. its an extremely easy way to sort through tons of women. i only go out with women that have kids, otherwise, they are just too selfish and don't understand why i can't talk or text constantly when i have my kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Did she date Will Ferrell and not know who he is? fucking hilarious, i couldn't help laughing throughout the whole story. it was her first date right after getting divorced. women (and guys) forget how to date after being married for a long time. she made all kinds of rookie mistakes---didn't really talk to him before the date. drove to the date in his car. didn't have her girls at the bar next door ready to save her if the guy turned out to be a weirdo, etc. dude ordered her a meatball sub, while he ordered surf and turf. and then ate half of her sub while she was gone. made a comment to the waiter, asking him if he thought she had fake boobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 I was talking to a guy at work yesterday about this thread and he told me a story. He said he was at a bar and this girl and her pregnant friend were there waiting for the one girl's date to show up. I guess the guy told her right away he would need a ride home because he uber'd to get there then kept trying to feed her drink after drink. The girls ended up leaving with him to go to a different bar lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewtoys Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 fucking hilarious, i couldn't help laughing throughout the whole story. it was her first date right after getting divorced. women (and guys) forget how to date after being married for a long time. she made all kinds of rookie mistakes---didn't really talk to him before the date. drove to the date in his car. didn't have her girls at the bar next door ready to save her if the guy turned out to be a weirdo, etc. dude ordered her a meatball sub, while he ordered surf and turf. and then ate half of her sub while she was gone. made a comment to the waiter, asking him if he thought she had fake boobs. I love this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stimmel1647545512 Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Im going to join tinder and use Erik Pattersons facebook picture:fa: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 fucking hilarious, i couldn't help laughing throughout the whole story. it was her first date right after getting divorced. women (and guys) forget how to date after being married for a long time. she made all kinds of rookie mistakes---didn't really talk to him before the date. drove to the date in his car. didn't have her girls at the bar next door ready to save her if the guy turned out to be a weirdo, etc. dude ordered her a meatball sub, while he ordered surf and turf. and then ate half of her sub while she was gone. made a comment to the waiter, asking him if he thought she had fake boobs. Dude it totally had to be Will Ferrell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-Mart Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 yeah, current chick i'm seeing had an absolute tinder nightmare story. it was just too insane to be made up. dude ordered the most expensive thing on the menu, drank 18 cokes, ate half of her meal when she got up to text her friend to come rescue her, made all kinds of creepy remarks about her body, stuck her with the bill at the end of dinner, and then asked if they were going to have 'intercourse'. who the fuck does that? its not uncommon for people to use old pictures on tinder. it is what it is. again, friending them on facebook and looking through their current pictures will help sort out the fatties if you're shallow (and we all are). Wisconsin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKilbourne Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 When I used to fuck random girls from dating websites, I made the ugly ones leave through the fire escape exit out of my room so my roommates wouldn't see them. Hahahahaha...dick move sir and I love it :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKilbourne Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Hell, I will date kirk for the right price....haha!!!!! Similar interests, plenty to talk about, he is a catcher :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airwg2189 Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Bump. This thread fucking delivers! MOAR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSXRAntwon Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Awesome thread for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Met my girlfriend on there. We had a mutual friend who wanted to set us up...4 months down the road. Seriously told me about her in September and wanted to organize a snow tubing trip in January for a bunch of people...said fuck that and started talking to her when I saw her on tinder. Glad I didn't wait. Then finally met her parents and siblings about 2.5 months later at Mitchell's steak house while her brother and sister in law were in town from CO. Neither of us wanted to tell her family we met on tinder, so when the question came up where we met, she started to say "we have a mutual friend" but I cut her off right at about "mutual" and said more than loud enough "blackpeoplemeet.com". Neither of us are black. 10 of us inside fuckin Mitchell's steak house all laughing so hard tears were flowing for a good 2-3 minutes. I'm sure the other guests hated us for a bit. I use to use Tinder, i met one girl that was semi-legit and we dated for a bit. Whenever people asked us how we met I would just say "we met in church". Her friend actually believed me and asked her "i didn't know you went to church" ... That being said, met another girl, who likes to choke people while fucking... yeah. talked to plenty of hoes who were just shameless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Wisconsin its amazing how badly people let themselves go here. if i'm flying anywhere, on the way back to wisconsin, i can always find the gate of the flight headed to milwaukee. just have to look for the gate littered with packers shirts and cows. when i go anywhere warm (florida, etc), i feel like i've been transported to an alien planet with a whole different species of human. its absolutely incredible. i will have to take some screen shots of the pictures of women here on tinder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miller11386 Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 This is the best thread I have read all week. Kudos to everyone here being open and sharing. I have a friend who regales me via snapchat on similar things. Every one of them makes me chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Versluis Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 its amazing how badly people let themselves go here. if i'm flying anywhere, on the way back to wisconsin, i can always find the gate of the flight headed to milwaukee. just have to look for the gate littered with packers shirts and cows. when i go anywhere warm (florida, etc), i feel like i've been transported to an alien planet with a whole different species of human. its absolutely incredible. i will have to take some screen shots of the pictures of women here on tinder. Haha that is so true... every time I fly in Milwaukee. Same for Columbus though, switch packers gear with Buckeyes and then you still have all the cows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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