Rustlestiltskin Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Where do you hang your clothes when you go into the stall at work to poop? I normally have dress slacks and a nice button down so I take 2 hangers with me that way my pants won't fall to the floor covered in piss and my shirt tail doesn't fall into the toilet or get nasty chit stains. I hang my clothes, using the hangers, on the hook on the stall door. Today there was no hook so I just folded my trousers and hung them over the door. How do you guys hang your clothes when that happens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BStowers023 Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 I usually just shit my pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeto67 Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 ...that way my pants won't fall to the floor covered in piss and my shirt tail doesn't fall into the toilet or get nasty chit stains.... I try not to poop in a gas station bathroom, solves that problem. toilets get nasty here at work but never piss on the floor of the sit down stall nasty. Also they clean them 3 times a day and it's really easy to time bowel movements to when the cleaning person is just finishing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Trolls be trolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Signs that winter is coming: 1) Leaves fall off the trees. 2) Air gets cooler. 3) PP starts trolling. 4) Birds fly south for the winter. :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Miller Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 I always hang my button down on the door so I dont get pit stains if the "shit gets real". If I were without a hook I'd probably tie it around my neck and shoulders like I do a cardigan when Im drivin the vert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 (edited) Amateurs.... you just fold your shirt under your undershirt and roll it up to your ribs no need to take it off. For the pants, well i dont work in a nasty place so our bathrooms are clean so just let the pants drop. Edited October 11, 2017 by Paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbs3000 Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 You wear your button down into the bathroom? Gross.... you know those particles are all in that air right? Sent from my SM-G928V using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC K9 Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 I'm still trying to figure out why people are giving serious responses... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 Wouldn't it be easier to just collect welfare and poop at home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RCode04 Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 I always crack up when I see somebody in the stall at work with their pants and underwear both pulled all the way down and sitting on the floor. Its like a f*cking 2 year old is in there taking a dookie. You are allowed to just lower them to knee level. There is still plenty of access. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC K9 Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 I always crack up when I see somebody in the stall at work with their pants and underwear both pulled all the way down and sitting on the floor. Its like a f*cking 2 year old is in there taking a dookie. You are allowed to just lower them to knee level. There is still plenty of access. Try pants all the way down at a urinal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 Signs that winter is coming: 1) Leaves fall off the trees. 2) Air gets cooler. 3) PP starts trolling. 4) Birds fly south for the winter. :gabe: Ah, the cheerful camaraderie of winter CR. Warms the spirit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBQdDude Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 Me? I just strip while still in my cubical. I then STRUT to the bathroom and own that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zx2guy19 Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 Too early for thread of the year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o0n8 Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 Too early for thread of the year? It's more like #2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 I always crack up when I see somebody in the stall at work with their pants and underwear both pulled all the way down and sitting on the floor. Its like a f*cking 2 year old is in there taking a dookie. You are allowed to just lower them to knee level. There is still plenty of access.The fact that your looking for it is scary [emoji14] I try and have fun when I'm in there by yelling "fire in the hole!" and let her rip. Sent from my Galaxy Note 8 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 Try pants all the way down at a urinal... http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/001/148/466px-Feels_good_man_full_comic.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 Back when I worked at Lowes I would frequently go into the restroom to wash my hands, and there were times when I would notice someone in the stall and I would take my paper towels after drying, crumple it all up, and "shoot" it above the wall right into the stall. Nobody ever said a word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zx2guy19 Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 Back when I worked at Lowes I would frequently go into the restroom to wash my hands, and there were times when I would notice someone in the stall and I would take my paper towels after drying, crumple it all up, and "shoot" it above the wall right into the stall. Nobody ever said a word Dude I swear I do that all the time at work too LOL Does anyone ever say "Bless You" when someone sneezes next to them? It's always something I think of doing but never do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 One time as a gag I waited until someone was in the stall next to me, and then grunted like I was giving birth and dropped a cantaloupe into the toilet. Water splashes everywhere, and I see dude moving his feet away from the water as it spreads under his stall. Then I reached my hand under the stall and asked him if he could pass me some TP. Dude flushed and like ran out of the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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