ChickOn2 Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Why would he want to take her on a date to the place where she works? :lol: :lol: to save gas..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Then slam a Trojan in her lap, look her in the eye and say: "What's up... You tryin' to see me tonight?":DI like the way you think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruelHouse Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 I like the way you think.ThankYou ThankYou! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Tommy's Pizza, then Half Price Book Store and buy each other a random cd or dvd. Worked for me. Twice even. That's a very interesting idea, I have to save that for later.Nooooo always sit next to the girl , not accross from them !!! My sarcasm detector may be broken, but wouldn't that make the girl feel trapped between you and the wall? It's instinctive to sit in the most comfortable place possible, and that would be the completely empty seat across from you.Try the Montgomery Inn in Dublin !! Excelent food !!We just opened a new resturant there and it's sweet !!! Let me know when your going and I'll get you a table without a wait !!Give him the Copacabana treatment in Goodfellas! She'll be begging for more!Does the 250 have enough power to move while 2 up?Move, yes. She however might completely lose her hearing in the process. Makes for a memorable date though...Not for me. Thanks everyone with the advice. I will let you know how it went or which suggestion i took. Hopefully all goes well. If it does bike night might become a possible event to go to.Excellent, look forward to the after-ride report . I leave you with this timeless nugget of wisdom:Garth Algar: Uhm, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl? Wayne Campbell: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 What's her mom/aunts look like?? That's the question you need to answer before you even consider thinking about possibly trying to ever ponder coming close to some sort of serious relationship. Oh.. I don't know if girls are still the same as they were when I was a yute but don't ask her what she wants to do. Just make a plan and go with it. A lack of self assurance is not attractive.. so I've been informed.Bit early to start doing genealogical background checks, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balaormiga Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 oh god. you boys and your friend zone.Yeah- Some of my best relationships started out as "friends". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balaormiga Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 How do you get in that 'friends with benefits' niche?I want to hear the answer to this one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balaormiga Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Does that come in a door size poster? Of course being married I can't use it but my brother could. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 So what happened? Details, man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted July 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Okay soooo, sorry for letting a lot of good idea's down. It was going to happen on 6/27/09. What happened was her grandma had a heart attack and she said she did not want to go. I don't know if this was a true story but I guess its on to the next girl. It was not meant to be. She said she just wants to be friends. That is the report. If anyone from OR has single friend that is around my age ( 18 - 24 range. ) Please let me know if they would be interested in a single guy that is nice but sometimes shy and is a gentleman. If not my quest for the right woman must go on. Sorry all OR people that posted here maybe better luck next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 better luck next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 time for a fleshlight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Lulz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 time for a fleshlightWow, that's harsh. Correct, but harsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OfcMav Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 try eharmony those comercials are really convincing that their site really helps you efind etrue elove!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 try eharmony those comercials are really convincing that their site really helps you efind etrue elove!?!?I "heard" from a few people (who heard it from their brother's friend's cousin's former roommate) that a lot of the more devout religious types frequent eharmony. Not saying you're one way or the other, Anderson, but just food for thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 +1, No rush bro. It never happens when you're looking for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Okay soooo, sorry for letting a lot of good idea's down. It was going to happen on 6/27/09. What happened was her grandma had a heart attack and she said she did not want to go. I don't know if this was a true story but I guess its on to the next girl. It was not meant to be. She said she just wants to be friends. That is the report. If anyone from OR has single friend that is around my age ( 18 - 24 range. ) Please let me know if they would be interested in a single guy that is nice but sometimes shy and is a gentleman. If not my quest for the right woman must go on. Sorry all OR people that posted here maybe better luck next time.Tell her she would have had a heart attack too if she saw your penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 (edited) you could get a hobby and maybe you'll run into someone with similar interests??I "heard" from a few people (who heard it from their brother's friend's cousin's former roommate) that a lot of the more devout religious types frequent eharmony. Not saying you're one way or the other, Anderson, but just food for thought.hmmm... maybe. my friend's roommate's friend is on eharmony and I think she's just looking for hookups... Edited July 10, 2009 by OsuMj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 I'm going to give you the best advice you'll ever get in your entire life.. for free.. cuz that's how much I care.Stop going out of your way to find a woman. Just chill and do your thing' date=' man. If a lady happens your way then cool, but for Christ's sake stop doing what you are doing.[/quote']Srsly, IP has good advice for finding a good girl. As for my $0.02, just go around or and the first one that doesn't call the cops... it was meant to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted July 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 I'm going to give you the best advice you'll ever get in your entire life.. for free.. cuz that's how much I care.Stop going out of your way to find a woman. Just chill and do your thing' date=' man. If a lady happens your way then cool, but for Christ's sake stop doing what you are doing. It's killing me.. I want to reach into the display and smack you in the back of the head.[/quote']Your right but I guess I don't want to end up lonely for the rest of my life. Maybe being single for 4 years is a good thing so I am going to follow your advice and get my act together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted July 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Srsly, IP has good advice for finding a good girl. As for my $0.02, just go around or and the first one that doesn't call the cops... it was meant to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerik Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 In my experience, the minute you quit caring and start ignoring them is normally the moment they randomly start asking you out. Seriously- I went out to a bar with the guys to have some drinks and celebrate the fact that we'd all ended up single at the same time (your typical "Fuggit, they're all evil anyway, let's get drunk!" night). In the middle of our inebriated misogynistic ranting, this chick walks right up and starts talking to me.Somehow or other I ended up marrying her. I think it has to do with the fact that most attractive women are used to being pursued constantly. When they see a guy who just looks calm and collected, and isn't chasing them, half the time they'll get curious enough to start a conversation themselves, just to see what you're about. From that point, the trick is just to smile, ask questions that let her keep talking, and try not to let your big mouth ruin it.Of course, failing that, just start a band. Don't be the bassist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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