kawi kid Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 and tell me if you were as drunk as this guy http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2549237/Drunk-man-got-two-hammered.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 what the fucking fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 i heard it on a radio talk show today and had to check it out....... really how drunk to you have to be???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey1 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 "But the hammerhead got stuck and then he came up with the idea of using a second hammerhead in order to try and get out the first - but then he lost the second one as well." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiztedRabbit Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 O...M...G... i really have nothing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuikAccord Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 wow just wow......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubguy85 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 and tell me if you were as drunk as this guy http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2549237/Drunk-man-got-two-hammered.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=NewsOh come on! don't tell me you haven't tried to use a hammer to get ur poop out sometimes??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawayZ Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 That's just fucked up. I've seen some crazy drunk shit, but nothing like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Hospital spokeswoman Dr Cristina Bontescu said: "He was a bit drunk and said he had been eating cherries that had left him badly constipated.how many cherries do you have to fucking eat to get the idea of knocking it loose with the head of a hammer...... not the handle, the freaking head!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey1 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 And to think he didnt even have a claw hammer available? I would have tried that first...err...I mean he should've...err umm nevermind.LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat6183 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 The answer my friends is no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 The answer my friends is no. good answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2wheels>4 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Oh, just sit there all high and mighty as if you never had to have large metal working tools surgically removed from YOUR anus... Geez...I would think you would SWALLOW the hammers though, you know, push it all out rather than cramming it back in... And I know Romania is a little "backwoods" but can't the poor bastard just get some ex-lax or something? WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOW Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 NEVER EVER BEEN NOR WILL EVER BE THAT drunk.There's a good 3 months of college days in Hawaii that I don't remember if not for the pix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 not the handle, the freaking head!!! sounds like youve been there and thought this though ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 I doubt he was constipated... probably just used it as an excuse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 sounds like youve been there and thought this though ??looking at it from a physics end i was just stating I doubt he was constipated... probably just used it as an excuse...you shut your face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 The sphincter is an incredible muscle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 looking at it from a physics end i was just stating its your story tell it how you want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 its your story tell it how you wantwell either that guy was drinking some good shit not to feel anything or when he farted it sounded like someone blowing on the end of a pop bottle...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 What a pussy, I fit three in mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 aw man that bag looks like it has shit residue on it. Nasty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 hampster...hammerhead...to each his own I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skrewloose Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 and women say it hurts.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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