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Hospital spokeswoman Dr Cristina Bontescu said: "He was a bit drunk and said he had been eating cherries that had left him badly constipated.

how many cherries do you have to fucking eat to get the idea of knocking it loose with the head of a hammer...... not the handle, the freaking head!!!

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Oh, just sit there all high and mighty as if you never had to have large metal working tools surgically removed from YOUR anus... Geez...

I would think you would SWALLOW the hammers though, you know, push it all out rather than cramming it back in... And I know Romania is a little "backwoods" but can't the poor bastard just get some ex-lax or something? WTF

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