kawi kid Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 trust me it works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 to learn some new moves Right. if its not going well you bite her in the neck and flip her over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Right. if its not going well you bite her in the neck and flip her over.Interesting. Thanks jagr<scribbling in notebook> bite neck, flip over, see boobs, FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 It's not exciting, it's research. Maybe there's something those animals can teach me... though I doubt it. But, better to be safe than sorry.I don't want to be in the sack w/ a chick that wants it like an anteater and I have no clue WTF I'm doing. You want it like an anteater... I'm giving it to you like an anteater. I'm learned, fool.Yeah. I could see a girl saying give it to me like an anteater. Shove it down my snout. Back to kangaroo's. Did you know those bastards go after their opponents ball sack...when fighting? No joke. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 its not like prOn. its funny to watch though. i remember watching this big Galapagos Tortoise trying to mount his mate. She kept walking out from under him. he never gave up and chased that turtle ass all day. And dont get me started on the Bonobos. Bonobo must mean "Fuck Monkey" in another language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 its not like prOn. its funny to watch though. i remember watching this big Galapagos Tortoise trying to mount his mate. She kept walking out from under him. he never gave up and chased that turtle ass all day. And dont get me started on the Bonobos. Bonobo must mean "Fuck Monkey" in another language.They must be like this guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLTuD613w9s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 its funnier with music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKCnvIQ16AU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 you guys should keep your porn collection private Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey1 Posted November 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I like the zoo as well but we have had season tickets for 4 years and the kids go at least once every two weeks while I am at work. I try to make it once a year at least. Best $89 spent per year for keeping kids happy and wore out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 lol. It's surprising how those gorilla's are so like us. She got it brokeback mountain style (never watched) and...he got the wtf, are you done yet face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I like the zoo as well but we have had season tickets for 4 years and the kids go at least once every two weeks while I am at work. I try to make it once a year at least. Best $89 spent per year for keeping kids happy and wore out.Its also worth adding on "The Wilds" too. its like 20 a ticket if you dont do the membership. so if you only go once you are still ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 and as soon as they fall asleep and off to bed early its on to try out the new moves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 kids to zoo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>crazy monkey loveWow, but I wouldn't expect anything less from OR.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 kids to zoo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>crazy monkey loveWow, but I wouldn't expect anything less from OR.netyes this thread took a turn for the strange... but on an entirely seperate note, all this talk about zoo lights just made me really excited about christmas decorating this year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I'm not sure you bring it back MJ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 yes this thread took a turn for the strange... but on an entirely seperate note, all this talk about zoo lights just made me really excited about christmas decorating this year!Yeah, Im waiting for my wife to start decorating. Day after Thanksgiving, like clockwork. But this year we are getting a live tree instead of a stupid fake one. Im excited cause I always had one growing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Ugh... I'm not all that excited about Christmas until, say the week before. All the commercialism has ruined it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Ugh... I'm not all that excited about Christmas until, say the week before. All the commercialism has ruined it for me.Thats how I am, but I enjoying seeing my wife get excited and my daughter having fun helping her.Thats what I enjoy about Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'03VstarSH Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Christmas is canceled this year because Santa and the elves are crack-fiends and went through all the rock they traded for cookies. They are strung-out and undergoing rehab currently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Christmas is canceled this year because Santa and the elves are crack-fiends and went through all the rock they traded for cookies. They are strung-out and undergoing rehab currently. No, Santa had to lay off his elves due to the economy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Christmas is canceled this year because Santa and the elves are crack-fiends and went through all the rock they traded for cookies. They are strung-out and undergoing rehab currently. Nice!We have met Santa, and when he's not in the sleigh, he drives a Taurus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Nice!We have met Santa, and when he's not in the sleigh, he drives a Taurus HAHAHA TRUE story!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I heart the C-bus zoo and love taking the kids there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I heart the C-bus zoo and love taking the kids there.Do they hide the sheep when they see you coming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Do they hide the sheep when they see you coming? Nah, those are the retired sheep. I donate them to the zoo after I've pimped them out for a few years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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