My fun day at the Zoo instead of riding.

[kawi kid]

trust me it works

[jagr]

to learn some new moves

Right. if its not going well you bite her in the neck and flip her over.

[Disclaimer]

Right. if its not going well you bite her in the neck and flip her over.

Interesting. Thanks jagr

<scribbling in notebook> bite neck, flip over, see boobs, FTW

[NightRider]

It's not exciting, it's research. Maybe there's something those animals can teach me... though I doubt it. But, better to be safe than sorry.

I don't want to be in the sack w/ a chick that wants it like an anteater and I have no clue WTF I'm doing. You want it like an anteater... I'm giving it to you like an anteater. I'm learned, fool.

Yeah. I could see a girl saying give it to me like an anteater. Shove it down my snout.

Back to kangaroo's. Did you know those bastards go after their opponents ball sack...when fighting? No joke. :(

[jagr]

its not like prOn. its funny to watch though. i remember watching this big Galapagos Tortoise trying to mount his mate. She kept walking out from under him. he never gave up and chased that turtle ass all day.

And dont get me started on the Bonobos.

Bonobo must mean "Fuck Monkey" in another language.

[NightRider]

its not like prOn. its funny to watch though. i remember watching this big Galapagos Tortoise trying to mount his mate. She kept walking out from under him. he never gave up and chased that turtle ass all day.

And dont get me started on the Bonobos.

Bonobo must mean "Fuck Monkey" in another language.

They must be like this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLTuD613w9s

[jagr]

its funnier with music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKCnvIQ16AU

[MidgetTodd]

you guys should keep your porn collection private

[Whitey1]

I like the zoo as well but we have had season tickets for 4 years and the kids go at least once every two weeks while I am at work. I try to make it once a year at least. Best $89 spent per year for keeping kids happy and wore out.

[NightRider]

lol. It's surprising how those gorilla's are so like us. She got it brokeback mountain style (never watched) and...he got the wtf, are you done yet face.

[jagr]

I like the zoo as well but we have had season tickets for 4 years and the kids go at least once every two weeks while I am at work. I try to make it once a year at least. Best $89 spent per year for keeping kids happy and wore out.

Its also worth adding on "The Wilds" too. its like 20 a ticket if you dont do the membership. so if you only go once you are still ahead.

[kawi kid]

and as soon as they fall asleep and off to bed early its on to try out the new moves

[chevysoldier]

kids to zoo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>crazy monkey love

Wow, but I wouldn't expect anything less from OR.net

[OsuMj]

kids to zoo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>crazy monkey love

Wow, but I wouldn't expect anything less from OR.net

yes this thread took a turn for the strange... but on an entirely seperate note, all this talk about zoo lights just made me really excited about christmas decorating this year!

[jporter12]

I'm not sure you bring it back MJ.....

[chevysoldier]

yes this thread took a turn for the strange... but on an entirely seperate note, all this talk about zoo lights just made me really excited about christmas decorating this year!

Yeah, Im waiting for my wife to start decorating. Day after Thanksgiving, like clockwork. But this year we are getting a live tree instead of a stupid fake one. Im excited cause I always had one growing up.

[jporter12]

Ugh... I'm not all that excited about Christmas until, say the week before. All the commercialism has ruined it for me.

[chevysoldier]

Ugh... I'm not all that excited about Christmas until, say the week before. All the commercialism has ruined it for me.

Thats how I am, but I enjoying seeing my wife get excited and my daughter having fun helping her.Thats what I enjoy about Christmas.

['03VstarSH]

Christmas is canceled this year because Santa and the elves are crack-fiends and went through all the rock they traded for cookies. They are strung-out and undergoing rehab currently.

[chevysoldier]

Christmas is canceled this year because Santa and the elves are crack-fiends and went through all the rock they traded for cookies. They are strung-out and undergoing rehab currently.

No, Santa had to lay off his elves due to the economy.

[jporter12]

Christmas is canceled this year because Santa and the elves are crack-fiends and went through all the rock they traded for cookies. They are strung-out and undergoing rehab currently.

Nice!

We have met Santa, and when he's not in the sleigh, he drives a Taurus

[chevysoldier]

Nice!

We have met Santa, and when he's not in the sleigh, he drives a Taurus

HAHAHA TRUE story!!!

[SAMBUSA]

I heart the C-bus zoo and love taking the kids there.

[jporter12]

I heart the C-bus zoo and love taking the kids there.

Do they hide the sheep when they see you coming?

[SAMBUSA]

Do they hide the sheep when they see you coming?

Nah, those are the retired sheep. I donate them to the zoo after I've pimped them out for a few years.