jporter12 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 You know that feeling you get in your stomacj when you're driving and you go over a quick hill and the vehicle almost gets airborne? I wonder if fish in a bucket of water, while in the vehicle, feel the same thing? No, they don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Tats wat I thought. Unless the water would rush past them maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 (edited) when my puppies stomach issue flares up, I dunno what pays more: my wallet or my nose WORST FARTS EVER!! Edited August 22, 2013 by Bad324 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 when my puppies stomach issue flares up, I dunno what pays more: my wallet or my nose WORST FARTS EVER!! kaopectate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted August 27, 2013 Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 mmmmm, nutella and dinkel stangen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted August 27, 2013 Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 you watch weird german porn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted August 27, 2013 Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 do not have Chinese food at lunch, then hit Taco Bell for dinner, and then have spicy sausage gravy with fat laden-ed biscuits for breakfast the next morning, and then whole wheat hoagie sandwich bread with red pepper flakes on them.....especially if your workplace does not have soft toilet paper(damn John Wayne stuff could ruin the finish on a tank) But on the upside, I am down another 10 lbs! (I think half was from sweating) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted August 27, 2013 Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 you watch weird german porn Don't knock the German Pr0n! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medina Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE THIS FABULOUS ART DECO BIKE LOOK UNCOOL? ..........ride it.......... first saw this bike during an article about its restorationmore info.never considered what a rider would geometrically look like riding it however...just thought it was the coolest pre 50's bike on the planet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuikAccord Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 it wouldn't look so bad if that ass hole would put his foot down and get the fucking beer out of his hand. that guy looks like he has no business on a bike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted September 2, 2013 Report Share Posted September 2, 2013 no matter how macho you think you are, don't ever try using aftershave post manscaping.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuikAccord Posted September 2, 2013 Report Share Posted September 2, 2013 no matter how macho you think you are, don't ever try using aftershave post manscaping.... bwahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Lately, I like blueberries and sugar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 "weather permitting" This phrase is common among motorcyclist's lexicon, but it seems a bit of a misnomer... Weather never forbids, it just challenges. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Why does the weather forcast always look at it glass half empty...The percentage is always rain. Maybe instead of a 30% chance of rain as a negative the weather services should broadcast as a 70% chance it will be dry. That would be much more optimistic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 I Asked a store clerk where the fishing stuff was, she paused, and said in the pharmacy area. Puzzled, I began towards the pharmacy. Then I was like damn, what if she thought I said fisting? Then I was slightly embarresed, then wondered, how does she know theres fisting products in the pharmacy? I didn't know they made fisting products. she may have translated it into fishing licenses because fishing stuff was at the opposite end of the store. I'm preparing to drink now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medina Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 (edited) Edited September 7, 2013 by Medina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kent2406 Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 I give up, what are those? ^^^^^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medina Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 I give up, what are those? ^^^^^^^^^You never ran over a porcupine I'm guessing 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted September 10, 2013 Report Share Posted September 10, 2013 Unix admins decide to synchronize the servers' clocks....during the business day....without telling anyone....we only run disbursement of funds(time stamps on all transactions) every day..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted September 10, 2013 Report Share Posted September 10, 2013 My 86 year old grandma sat down in her chair today and said " I thought he (my grandpa) said there was something on the television, all I see is an old man flapping his jaw" after she saw John Kerry talking about the situaiton with Syria... My grandma certainly doesn't even know who John Kerry is, yet it struck me as awesome that we seem to have the same view of him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted September 10, 2013 Report Share Posted September 10, 2013 Fell asleep on the John this morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 The weather must be starting to get crappy in Ohio..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 now i remember why I havent really wanted a new computer....Excel 2013 is the devil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 now i remember why I havent really wanted a new computer....Excel 2013 is the devilOR you're getting old..... hmmmmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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