Random Thoughts thread

[CattaniAFJ]

With all of the going on here?

[jporter12]

So, if the tomato is actually a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?

[Gump]

pee'ing while brushing your teeth is difficult

[jbot]

pee'ing while brushing your teeth is difficult

you have to use a motorized brush like sonicare or similar. then your hose doesn't get flung all over the place while brushing vigorously.

[Disclaimer]

Or... you could sit, ya girl.

[Gump]

that's just wrong. like eating and sitting. Sitting is reserved for one process.

[jporter12]

that's just wrong. like eating and sitting. Sitting is reserved for one process.

If you're really drunk, it can prevent pissing all over the place.

[Gump]

i'm not that coordinated when drunk to squat, eat, and pee

[chevysoldier]

that's just wrong. like eating and sitting. Sitting is reserved for one process.

I've done enough eating while standing in the army. I'll always sit to eat anymore.

If you have that much trouble, just brush your teeth and pee in the shower. Then it won't matter where you aim.

[Gump]

you sit, eat and pee at the same time? that's just gross.

[chevysoldier]

Multi-tasking saves time.

[Gump]

The guy who discovered milk, what was he doing with that cow

[Disclaimer]

Just a last minute reminder.

Top Gear USA premieres in about 5 minutes on the History Channel.

Do or die time for the US version.

[jporter12]

Just a last minute reminder.

Top Gear USA premieres in about 5 minutes on the History Channel.

Do or die time for the US version.

I should've had TiVo take care of it for me, my wife turned on Brew Masters! I think she wants to learn ho wto MAKE me a beer, instead of just getting me one!

[jhaag]

I think she wants to learn ho wto MAKE me a beer, instead of just getting me one!

nice! does she have a sister?

[Bad324]

Just a last minute reminder.

Top Gear USA premieres in about 5 minutes on the History Channel.

Do or die time for the US version.

i didn't watch it and forgot to DVR it but I'm guessing it will be die time soon

[Gump]

Hello, welcome to Taco Bell.

I'd like a #8 with soft taco's and a pepsi, no sauce.

Any sauce with that?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO SAUCE!!

That drives me nuts.

[jporter12]

Hello, welcome to Taco Bell.

I'd like a #8 with soft taco's and a pepsi, no sauce.

Any sauce with that?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO SAUCE!!

That drives me nuts.

Really? You're surprised by that?

[Gump]

Not surprised at all but it's very annoying and since they act like machines they might as well replace the person with voice recognition software.

[jporter12]

Not surprised at all but it's very annoying and since they act like machines they might as well replace the person with voice recognition software.

Oh, I can agree there. Or send the ordering via voip tp India? We have the tech to outsource that, even!

[Gump]

SCREW voip to India. I spoke with India today. Very annoying.

Hello, bla bla bla bla bla my # is bla bla bla , how may I help you?

I recently sent you a PO.I'd like to make sure you send the correct unit of measure that's on my PO. Last time you sent case qty's instead of eaches and eaches was on the PO.

Ok sir, you want to know what unit of measure you ordered?

OMG

[scottb]

The blonde chick from the TV show CHASE ( on NBC) is kinda hot. Maybe because she is blonde, a chick and she can handle a firearm.

[Bad324]

The blonde chick from the TV show CHASE ( on NBC) is kinda hot. Maybe because she is blonde, a chick and she can handle a firearm.

agreed...but shes got nothing on yvonne strahovski from CHUCK. She also happens to be Austrailian and her accent makes her that much hotter

[SAMBUSA]

[Disclaimer]

This bird rocks.

http://www.break.com/cue-the-cuervo/parrot-sing-let-the-bodies-hit-the-floor-1969477

Parrot Singing "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor"