snot Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 I am a huge Carlin fan! He always made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanDy Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 I am a huge Carlin fan! He always made me laugh.Always? Even when he did 'Thomas the Tank engine?' although it was funny realizing it was him!!Sent from my iPhone using SIRI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 Ok...almost always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 I'm eating gummy bears.Sent from this using that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmutt Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 Everyone in this house is in extreme danger!!!Sent from my lower intestine and bowel using my sphincter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 Everyone in this house is in extreme danger!!!Sent from my lower intestine and bowel using my sphincter I was texting my supervisor who always feels the need the tell me about his bowel movements. He told me " I was laying in bed cuz i think I might have kidney stones again and I'm afraid to move. But it could have also been just really bad shits, Cuz i had that too"I love my co-workers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 I got talked into white castle last nighI've never had such loud forceful blasts of gas ever in my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhaag Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 I got talked into white castle last nighI've never had such loud forceful blasts of gas ever in my lifewhenever i do that i swear there is one of those blasts for every bite i took. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 On our second bottle of wine. Operation:Buttsex is underway.I just hope we doing get another " then she farted cum on my leg" post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadyone Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 I did. It was wreckless and irresponsible and I don't give a shit cuz it was fucking awesome!I call BULL. they are high but my bike alone would barely fit under it let alone with me on it, unless you hung off the side.. PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 I call BULL. they are high but my bike alone would barely fit under it let alone with me on it, unless you hung off the side.. PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN..Holy hell, way to be 231 posts late! I had to go back and see what that post was about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Holy hell, way to be 231 posts late! I had to go back and see what that post was about. Wow, you disappoint! I knew right away that he was talking about your comment about driving under the high-wheeled crop sprayer vehicle. I guess I just thought you had a better memory than that! (It's not like you've been through and accelerated program to learn a whole new career field or anything since you posted that ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 ^^ So I am in Harbor Freight earlier today. I walk past this young girl, maybe 15, and she's holding a pair of long bolt cutters. She's says "Dad, are these the scissors you're looking for?" He goes "No, those are bolt cutters ya retard." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted February 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 Lost almost 20 lbs in a weeks time. 10 lbs every 4 days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanDy Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 I am really really trying to justify moving to Alaska, motorcycles would be low on the list, but my A&P and pilot services would move up fast!Real men ride twins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottb Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 I think did the whole boatload of school, degree, work thing all wrong. As I am watching this show on Nat Geo called "Marijuana Gold Rush", I think I am gonna sell everything I own and move to California to get into the "medical marijuana" business....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricochet Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 If you all knew how Awesome I am, that would be awesome!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 3 posts in.. you are not awesome in anyone's eyes here. Try again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 If you all knew how Awesome I am, that would be awesome!!3 posts in.. you are not awesome in anyone's eyes here. Try againBingo!Until you are the mayor of Awesome Island, like myself, then one cannot claim awesome. They have to be given the title of awesome by said mayor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 Bingo!Until you are the mayor of Awesome Island, like myself, then one cannot claim awesome. They have to be given the title of awesome by said mayor Real Awesome doesn't need a mayor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 If you all knew how Awesome I am, that would be awesome!!Rides a huffy that dude !?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 Rides a huffy that dude !??Ooo... Nice catch! Paging Casper... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 Rides a huffy that dude !??Ooo... Nice catch! Paging Casper...pretty certain its not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 lol...idjuthttp://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ap2m_oWjO40lWTEv0o9VtpkX5XNG;_ylv=3?qid=20120215100447AAsbHjg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 I'm starting to hate house hunting real bad. Probably would be easier if I didn't have such a small location area to live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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