jagr Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 There are two. Dori and Steph.which one's the oracle?Both I have it good.2 Oracles 1 Cup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 No way dewd. Gump. What did you think of Immortals?Liked it but dislike open endings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanDy Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 Lyns is coming home with a vacuum cleaner. I looked it up online. I'm pretty sure she just bought a $500 vacuum cleaner. I'm pretty sure I'm going to choke slam her as soon as she walks through the door.Dyson?-VanDy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 Let her walk in the room and have your dick jammed in it and thank her for buying it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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redbarron77 Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 12 amps' date=' dude. No fucking way I'm cramming my cock in that thing. [/quote']this conversation just took a baaad turn........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 your wife bought something to further aid in her cleaning....your complaining sure is funny sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 For 700 is should do more that just clean rugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted March 13, 2012 Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 (edited) It should do windows too... Edited March 13, 2012 by snot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted March 13, 2012 Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 For 700 is should do more that just clean rugsIt does Jagr already covered that VVV Let her walk in the room and have your dick jammed in it and thank her for buying it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 womenz used to be a lot more curvy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kritz Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 Yup. I no yike curves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 The only curves I like are tits n ass. Those broads are far too large for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 Supathick and short! Maybe those are all Snookys ancestors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricochet Posted March 16, 2012 Report Share Posted March 16, 2012 I'd hit it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted March 22, 2012 Report Share Posted March 22, 2012 That moment when you're not sure if the brown on your finger is from the chocolate you ate a little while ago, or the diaper you just changed. Do you chance it based upon smell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 Heading out to Vegas Sunday for a conference......no Pr0n till Friday next week....unless something good happens while IN Vegas!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 I think wet dreams are actually God giving you a handjob for being so good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 should I, or shouldn't I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 Do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted April 7, 2012 Report Share Posted April 7, 2012 well, common sense prevailed...so I'm not doing it now...but maybe in a couple years....once my income to debt ratio goes down.(Isn't it easy to tell when someone is at work and is just sitting around waiting? I mean really, who posts this much on a Saturday morning???) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted April 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 The shimp is back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 During sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She was like "What are you doing?" And I was like "Hush bitch, I saw this on Pornhub, its called Buffering." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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