Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

[max power]

I got this in an email and thought it was humorous. Hopefully, you will too.

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Democrat's Answer

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9- 1-1 ?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....

(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

Son: 'You got him, Pop!

Can I shoot the next one?'

Wife: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist.

[Casper]

[max power]

I'm thinking this makes me a redneck.

[redkow97]

The democrat forgot to lecture everyone within earshot about what kind of social programs could have saved the attacker from such a lowly existence.

[TwiztedRabbit]

Buwahahahahhahahahaaaa

[jporter12]

Somewhere between Republican and redneck. After one magaine, I would stop.... He's not worth wasting the ammo on....

[chevysoldier]

If you were an expert shot why would you need more than one round? One shot one kill.

[SAMBUSA]

I be a redneck

[max power]

If you were an expert shot why would you need more than one round?

Because its FUN.

[chevysoldier]

Because its FUN.

Ammo doesn't exactly grow on trees either.

[max power]

How many chances are you going to get to shoot a terrorist? You're only gonna shoot him once?

[Dweezel]

How many chances are you going to get to shoot a terrorist? You're only gonna shoot him once?

This ^

[Gump]

I'm a republican redneck...I'll reload the brass.

[MidgetTodd]

If you were an expert shot why would you need more than one round? One shot one kill.

It's kinda hard to check your grouping if you only fire one shot.

[Aerik]

I'm apparently all three- I commonly think large amounts of non-immediate questions while acting on the immediate situation, and I'm vindictive as hell, so I probably would empty the damn thing into him.

[Disclaimer]

No. You're a dirty gun-hating liberal. I've seen your posts. It's UNpossible you're all three.

[chevysoldier]

It's kinda hard to check your grouping if you only fire one shot.

Very true....

[MidgetTodd]

Everybody in a self defense situation should at very least practice the double tap.

I prefer to unload into the dipshit, change mags, check for a pulse, apply more lead if needed then call the law.

[Aerik]

Everybody in a self defense situation should at very least practice the double tap.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozambique_Drill

2 in the pink and one in the st-- I mean, two in the chest, one in the head.

[MidgetTodd]

I can agree with that ^