max power Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 I got this in an email and thought it was humorous. Hopefully, you will too. Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? Democrat's Answer Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9- 1-1 ? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus. Republican's Answer: BANG! Redneck's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.... (sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?' Son: 'You got him, Pop!Can I shoot the next one?' Wife: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted February 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 I'm thinking this makes me a redneck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkow97 Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 The democrat forgot to lecture everyone within earshot about what kind of social programs could have saved the attacker from such a lowly existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiztedRabbit Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Buwahahahahhahahahaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Somewhere between Republican and redneck. After one magaine, I would stop.... He's not worth wasting the ammo on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 If you were an expert shot why would you need more than one round? One shot one kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 I be a redneck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted February 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 If you were an expert shot why would you need more than one round? Because its FUN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Because its FUN.Ammo doesn't exactly grow on trees either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted February 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 How many chances are you going to get to shoot a terrorist? You're only gonna shoot him once? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 How many chances are you going to get to shoot a terrorist? You're only gonna shoot him once? This ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 I'm a republican redneck...I'll reload the brass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 If you were an expert shot why would you need more than one round? One shot one kill. It's kinda hard to check your grouping if you only fire one shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerik Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 I'm apparently all three- I commonly think large amounts of non-immediate questions while acting on the immediate situation, and I'm vindictive as hell, so I probably would empty the damn thing into him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 No. You're a dirty gun-hating liberal. I've seen your posts. It's UNpossible you're all three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 It's kinda hard to check your grouping if you only fire one shot.Very true.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Everybody in a self defense situation should at very least practice the double tap.I prefer to unload into the dipshit, change mags, check for a pulse, apply more lead if needed then call the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerik Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Everybody in a self defense situation should at very least practice the double tap.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozambique_Drill2 in the pink and one in the st-- I mean, two in the chest, one in the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 I can agree with that ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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