Roommate needs to get a room

[gen3flygirl]

So my roommate and her boy friend who lives with us don't understand the concept of using their room to be gross. I really feel like vomiting right now. Seriously?!?!!?!??! I am trying to watch tv not porn. It has been 48 hours since you guys have seen each other. I am all into cuddling and shit but its usually after sex or a lazy weekend morning. The weather sucks so I can't take the bike out to get away from them and I have work in the morning so going out to the bar and get shit faced so I can just pass out and not hear them.

[MidgetTodd]

I see nothing wrong here

[Whitey1]

Any pics of your roommate?

[gen3flygirl]

because I can't return the favor and gross them out

[MidgetTodd]

Sure you can give me your addy and Ill come help

[Bad324]

are they the nervous around guns type? clean a gun or 2 with a devious shit eating grin on your face in front of them

[JonS]

[jagr]

Webcam?

[gen3flygirl]

They both bow hunt and he bought her a shot gun for her birthday. They have a German shorthaired pointer they take hunting. Thanks for the tip though

[Bad324]

i really cant think of anything for a girl to do that would cause them to want to leave the room, everything I've got is from experience with my roommates

[max power]

i really cant think of anything for a girl to do that would cause them to want to leave the room, everything I've got is from experience with my roommates

You could shit in your hand and start playing with it.

Or just stare at them while they make out.

[zerocrash]

[AOW]

push him out the way, have your way with her, AFTER setting up the webcam of course.

[Steve Butters]

push him out the way, have your way with her, AFTER setting up the webcam of course.

finally somebody with a logical solution!

[ironbuttwannabe]

Sure you can give me your addy and Ill come help

[jagr]

You could shit in your hand and start playing with it.

Ah yes. my fav movie. 2G1C.

[MidgetTodd]

You could shit in your hand and start playing with it.

Seriously Shawn, where do you come up with this?? Professional help is only a phone call away man.

[Casper]

You could shit in your hand and start playing with it.

[Likwid]

This is either a cry for attention "I have no way to get them back" or a genuine problem.

If it's a genuine problem snap a quick picture of them making out and post it, then we'll help you with the problem...

Otherwise you won't get any real advice

[Disclaimer]

Photobomb them.

Or join in and photograph that.

Somewhere, there are photos involved. Just crop out the cock - you can send that to max power outside the thread, in PMs.

[flounder]

Set up a camera in plain view and start recording them. I guarantee they will stop and if not, post that shit.

And just to clarify a few things.. Cuddling is NOT for after sex!! Going to sleep, drinking a beer, or watching TV is for after sex. Dont forget that the best is to just leave after sex. My personal fav by the way.

Maybe if you quit being a prude and brought a guy home and went at it in front of them, they may change a bit. Im sure there are enough leg humpers on here that already want to meet you. Or you could just put out a Craigslist ad.

:)

[Sara_Rides]

From a woman's perspective...without being cruel like the guys suggest...try talking to your roommate first. Tell her it makes you uncomfortable. Then tell her if they do it again you'll do something to make them stop....like splashing them with cold water...that way you wont cause any damage but you'll get their attention. Good Luck!

[jbot]

instead of water, try liquid nitrogen.

[AOW]

instead of liquid nitrogen try K-Y

[wrillo]

instead of K-Y try mayonnaise