that dude Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 a pixie stick a cc and some blow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Lol my dog! I bet I could swing her over my head like an angry battle ax! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted September 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 A cc?A cuban cigar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alienpi Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 metal speakerstand for a mini-monitor headless laptop computer fake tree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cg2112 Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Love seatHarmony remotePS3 controllerear budsTylenolAcoustic guitarsunglassesbunch of camera gear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Cc- credit card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted September 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Cc- credit cardOhhh, gotcha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 2L Diet Mt DewThermostatFurnacePicture of the next person to post's wife, daughter, and/or girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorifto240 Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Couch cushionsPillowsPocket knifeLaptop computerDepending on type of zombie (slow or fast) two similar strategies emerge.With a slow moving zombie: a sweep of the legs should take the zombie down, using the pillow as an absorbent material to prevent infection, I stab it about the head and neck repeatedly with the pocket knife until sufficient head trauma has occurredFast mover:Throw one or two pillows to briefly disorient zombie, use a couch cushion as a make shift shield/ tangle, back them against the wall, and use a swift stab through the eye socket or up through the open, gaping maw of the zombie to bring about it's swift (and final) death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cattmouch33 Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 (edited) metal H20 bottle, desk phone, lots of pens, keyboard, mouse, 2 monitors, desk, chair, cabinet, windex, coffee mug, lots of cables, high voltage power cable, and papersI'm in a locked room though with few windows, and I wonder if they could find me under the datacenter floor and if the cold AC would slow them down. Edited September 9, 2010 by cattmouch33 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strictly Street Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 9mm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Sleeping yellow lab pup. I'm screwed. Oh, and a webkinz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottb Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 I have a wall with a cork board message holder and half cup of room temp coffee. I could pull some of the thumb tacks of the cork board and put them on the ground for the zombies to walk on. Then i could throw the coffee mug at the lead zombie, after that, i am out of options. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 a messy yet organized desk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 To my left is a coffee vending machine, door, metal lockers, table chairs, and a laptop charger, trash cans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radio Flyer Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 A stool, stapler, fax/printer/copier machine and a lot of pens and highlighters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 a wall.gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattaniAFJ Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 landline phonecell phonelightercoffee cupOakleysGrizzly mintYep, I'm fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20thGix Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 I would offer said zombie my spoon and bowl of mac-n-cheese & tuna instead of my brains. Prolly would think its nasty and kill me anyway. It seems that i am the only person on the planet that thinks its good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raincheck Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Big gun is Big Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 On desk:Top Gear mag someone left at my deskSolidWorks install DVD'svarious e-mails printed for easier readingCrystal brand glass cleanerleft speakerpenFurther left:Empty popcorn tin (vendor Christmas swag I swiped (when full) from someone)tiny space heater I "borrowed" when someone changed cubes 3 or 4 years agovarious boxes of softwarebox of old DLT tapesguess I'll spray glass cleaner in their eyes, retreat a step, and then throw tapes at them and attempt to use old CD's as IT ninja stars... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
614busa Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 My girl yeeeessss get her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 My fanasy mag laptop zippo cigar Johnny w red Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRMN8TR Posted September 10, 2010 Report Share Posted September 10, 2010 I have a wall with a cork board message holder and half cup of room temp coffee. I could pull some of the thumb tacks of the cork board and put them on the ground for the zombies to walk on. Then i could throw the coffee mug at the lead zombie, after that, i am out of options.What no vrtex360 helmets??? That would be the best, put virtual reality goggles on em and then they would be confused and think they were on a skyscraper and wouldn't want to fall off the edges. ^That makes no sense to anyone but those of us that work here at Lincoln Automation.^Desk stuff and a box to my left, I'm screwed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorifto240 Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Sleeping yellow lab pup. I'm screwed. Oh, and a webkinzKeep throwing fad collectibles at them. Eventually one zombie will really get into collecting webkinz or something else. At that point; the other zombies, smelling weakness, will turn on the collector zombie. At which point you run away, leaving a trail of pop culture collectibles to slow their chase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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