Artmageddon Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Might also be acceptable if they are Native American or Dennis Hopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moto-Brian Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 The slapping on their wrists keeps them awake on those boring ass bikes.Actually, the slapping helps to bring back the blood flow in their wrists from them going numb from the severe 1930's frame/engine technology... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Funny story...Picked my son & his buddy up from football practice the other night, & on our way home, a Harley comes by us & pipes really loud just as he's passing & our windows are downImmediately & without hesitation... All 3 of us, very loudly start doin' the "BRUMBRUMMBRUMMBRUM" Harley Fag thing from South Park 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 The only time tassels are acceptable on a motorcycle ridden by a guy would be if they were hanging from the chest of the naked girl on the back. Yeah, Yeah, I know she doesn't have tassels. I can't spend all my time scouring the internet for crap. That is the model of Harley I have though. Is that the picture they showed you to sell you that bike Art?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artmageddon Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Is that the picture they showed you to sell you that bike Art?? Nah, it was this one. Yucky girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hue jass Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Tassels are for tits, not for bikesGod. I've never heard a more perfect statement! Reppies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kritz Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Tassels seem to be the least of this clowns problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Tassels are for tits, not for bikesIf I'm going to see boobs, I might as well see some nips as well. Extra bonus points if the room is a little chilly. I find tinsel, err, tassels distracting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Tassels seem to be the least of this clowns problems.My brain is refusing to believe this exists. Please tell me this is a well-done photoshop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 My brain is refusing to believe this exists. Please tell me this is a well-done photoshop.negative, actual bike, but in this case the tassels *cough* erm fringes wouldn't do much for the water, since his hands/arms are a faster route south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted September 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Thats just F'in retarded, I'd like to see him have to take evasive action to avoid something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 My brain is refusing to believe this exists. Please tell me this is a well-done photoshop.Pic was taken on an interstate in Wisconsin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFM Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 :nono::nono::nono: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moto-Brian Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 negative, actual bike, but in this case the tassels *cough* erm fringes wouldn't do much for the water, since his hands/arms are a faster route south.Photoshop... Look at the clutch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 Photoshop... Look at the clutch...'nother pic: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yodergrunt Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 The original history of these things on Harley's is that they're for tying parts up with that vibrated off during a ride to be reinstalled at a later time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 ^Win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmwnut Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 Why he had them? I was told something about rain will go down them and away from you and not up your arm and what not. Is it true? Hell if I know What Harley rider rides in the rain??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 What Harley rider rides in the rain???Art. One of the few, and he's not your typical Harley rider anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 I find tinsel, err, tassels distracting."I got a LOTTA problems with you people!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedTriple44444 Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 Thats just F'in retarded, I'd like to see him have to take evasive action to avoid something. I was thinking the same thing, but I wouldn't want to insult anyone who is retarded by assosciating them with a Harley rider. Retarded by choice is so much worse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RStar417 Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 They are purely cosmetic. You either like the looks of them or not. A buddy of mine has an Indian with those and fringe on his saddlebags and floorboards. A bit too much for me, but it's not my bike, doesn't bother me. I seriously doubt any of you would do the "gay" route to his face, but then from what I read on here at times, intelligence isn't required. If it happened, I just want to witness the outcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 They are purely cosmetic. You either like the looks of them or not. A buddy of mine has an Indian with those and fringe on his saddlebags and floorboards. A bit too much for me, but it's not my bike, doesn't bother me. I seriously doubt any of you would do the "gay" route to his face, but then from what I read on here at times, intelligence isn't required. If it happened, I just want to witness the outcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 So true. I think we have quite a few members on metric cruisers. I just don't get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted September 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2010 I seriously doubt any of you would do the "gay" route to his face, but then from what I read on here at times, intelligence isn't required. If it happened, I just want to witness the outcome.Uhm yea several of us would, me included theres allot of us that really are the same in person as on the web. If I think it's gay I'll tell him it's gay and I think you're insinuating he'll fight about it so.... whats that say about your buddies intelligence level if he's gonna fight because someone thinks his gay tassels are gay?? And furthermore whats your comment say about your intelligence level because I specifically said "question for Harley riders" and "tassels on Harley's" well neither you or him have a Harley so you failed the test on the first question.... newbs So true. I think we have quite a few members on metric cruisers. I just don't get it? Paul' date=' I heart you and that right there is funny as hell. Unfortunately Rstar Hardly rider probably wont get it. Here's another one that will inform you big buddy that his tassels are gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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