gen3flygirl Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 ... lost in your own house, where would you be hiding? I came home the other night and set my keys some where and now they are missing. It is driving me nuts! I have spares to everything that was on there but it is more of an issue of my sanity at this point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadTrainDriver Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 You're cold...BTD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 i bet you will find them the last place you look.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imprez55 Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Either the mattress or couch cushions, always. But yes, definitely the last place you look, unless you truly have lost your sanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Haven't learned to walk backwards through the same path? Good luck. Those days the keys get dropped in a new place, can take a while to undo.Oh, and one of the times I lost my car keys... they were in my pocket. While I was searching the front lawn with a metal detector... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 If you put that sex toy keychain on it like I told you to, you could've found them by smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Haven't learned to walk backwards through the same path? Good luck. Those days the keys get dropped in a new place, can take a while to undo.Oh, and one of the times I lost my car keys... they were in my pocket. While I was searching the front lawn with a metal detector...you neighbors must love you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drew95gt Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Look in the fridge or freezer...speaking from experience here. On a funny semi related topic, I was getting groceries out of the car one day and my girlfriend had to get into the house and pee so I threw her the car keys so she could unlock the door and go in and pee...well I kinda over shot the porch and they went on the roof. I was laughing so hard she had to climb up on the roof herself and get them down all the while screaming about how bad she had to pee. Our neighbors LOVE us...lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadTrainDriver Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Still cold...BTD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 You're cold...BTD.Buwahahahaha!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 check your hooha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 in your pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Check your man bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 I bet it's behind your trash can. Is there a creepy laugh smiley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cOoTeR Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Did you look under there?Did you think under where? Get it under where = underwear.I guess that joke only works in person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 one of my favorites... dropped in your shoe. Hard to find until you put them on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessecwalters Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 I like to hide my keys on the key hook where they go I hate having to search for things. You check the door though? My wife likes leaving them in the door when she unlocks it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 You should really stop day dreaming about me so much... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 wow, this went to shit in a hurry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 - Were you wearing a different jacket / pants?- Fridge / pantry (seriously)- Under mounds of papers etc? (speaking from experience)My last couple of epic key searches wound up with me finding the keys: - In the garage on a shelf next to my wife's car - In the wrong car (had them on me while I was a passenger in someone else's car and they wound up staying there for whatever reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted October 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Victory is mine!!!!!!!!!!!! after 2 days of searching I finally found them. I checked the freezer/fridge, the trash, my laundry basket, the vents in the floor, the back yard to see if the dog took them, checked the couch about 5 different times and around the 6th time I found them tucked away is some small little nook that is only visible if you let the foot rest out. I guess that's what I get for keeping a small set of keys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Well I looked around my house all night and never found them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imprez55 Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Either the mattress or couch cushions, always. checked the couch about 5 different times and around the 6th time I found them tucked away is some small little nook that is only visible if you let the foot rest out. That's a win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 That's a win!Cool. What prize did you win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 In the dark of the night, in a foreign land, I dropped a motorcycle key right beside the bike. I could not find it even with a flashlight. A dusty dirt parking lot. I curled up on the ground and waited for dawn. At which time, I found the key right there next to the bike....I tied a big long red cloth streamer to the key... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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