You know you're a biker when...

[eggs]

When you are better at forecasting rain than the weather man.

+1

[SAMBUSA]

.when you try to get people who ride 07 ZX10s to come out but they aren't real. They are just interweb ghosts.

(@bdruggan)

Kinda like getting the guy on a Z1000 to do a ride beyond the first meating spot

[jporter12]

Kinda like getting the guy on a Z1000 to do a ride beyond the first meating spot

He was afraid of melting...

[jagr]

If I'm not feeling the ride or the kunts involved I won't go.

I'm going to continue that this year. That said I prolly won't see you until next years IMS. Take care meow.

[alienpi]

When you go to the gym for the sole purpose of fitting comfortably in your leathers.

[tyler524]

When your in Europe and all you can think about is how badass some of the roads would be to ride

[Jst2fst]

haha thats exactly what i did today, came home from school, grabbed my taxes, bundled up and rode 10 miles down the road to the tax lady who promptly questioned when she answered the door "did you ride a motorcycle here? its 10 degrees outside!" lmao

saw some guy on a harley i think riding yesterday around campus area

[SAMBUSA]

If I'm not feeling the ride or the kunts involved I won't go.

I'm going to continue that this year. That said I prolly won't see you until next years IMS. Take care meow.

[El capitan]

you've spent more money on parts than you originally paid for your bike.

[grapesmuggler27]

when you make motorcycle noises while driving the cage on a twisty road

[crf69]

when you lose your fucking mind because you are in a blizzard and cannot bust out the 1000rr

[Rizzo]

When the best seat in ur apartment to watch movies on during the winter is your bike's seat................

[jagr]

When the best seat in ur apartment to watch movies on during the winter is your bike's seat................

Or when some dude gives you a ball peen hammer.

[shoemaker]

Knew my wife was a true biker when she laid the bike down in loose sand in a corner.

She and the bike slid a good 50 feet and her first concern was her "baby" and never mind the bruises on her.

[curby]

when i guy comes to look at your bike for sale and you get angry because he sat on it, then decide not to sell it because you felt violated.

[whaler]

You have accidentally wave at bikes while in your cage

+1

[Jst2fst]

when you dream about your new bike your about to get every night.

[Steve Butters]

You know you're a biker when you have an argument about whether its better to park on the sidewalk or in the "no parking" lines.

[Jst2fst]

You know you're a biker when you have an argument about whether its better to park on the sidewalk or in the "no parking" lines.

true, both sound good as well parking on the white lines

[Steve Butters]

true, both sound good as well parking on the white lines

those white lines mean "no parking" lol

[JStump]

those white lines mean "no parking" lol

No CAR parking cuz they would stick out but bikes I think are a different story lol

[Steve Butters]

No CAR parking cuz they would stick out but bikes I think are a different story lol

yea...i dont think so.

no parking means no parking. lol

[psyco1]

When you have enough Iron Pony T-shirts to last the week.

Your nickname at work is Iron Pony.

[Coyote]

When you ride to work...ALL THE WAY to work.

[216cityboy]

When your girlfriend says you were "shifting" in your sleep again last night.

+1 on the enough iron pony tshirts for a week