JonS Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 http://gizmodo.com/5860807/buzz-lightyear-should-not-be-inside-your-ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 lol, wtf. I love the story:Somewhere, someone knows how this Buzz Lightyear action figure wound up in an anus. It could be a long story. It could be a short story. Maybe there's no real story at all. But there is this x-ray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 wtf is wrong with people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzer Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I was trying to think up something funny involving "to infinity and beyond" , but in the comments lies something far better: Son: Dad, have you seen my Buzz Lightyear? Dad: Let's just say you've got a friend in me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 so much win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Son: Dad, have you seen my Buzz Lightyear? Dad: Let's just say you've got a friend in me.That is pure awesomesauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadTrainDriver Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Oops...was I not supposed to do that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzer Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Oops...was I not supposed to do that...were the wings initially retracted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meanie Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 really a buzz lightyear action figure, why not something cool like a GI Joe or a He-Man action figure. Buzz Lightyear psshhh pure fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Somebody really loves their toy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 To the spincter and beyond.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper_308 Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 So, it's safe to say, he lives, he eats, and now shits Buzz Lightyear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Meh, I've seen weirder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox_racing_guy Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 This must be his other toy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Oops...was I not supposed to do that...Thought yours fell out in the toilet!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadTrainDriver Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I wouldn't say they fell...Three fingers two knuckles deep to pull that damn thing out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 My wife is an ER nurse......she has seen some entertaining shit to say the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadTrainDriver Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 She was a big help!!Still hard to look at her in the eyes though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 She was a big help!!Still hard to look at her in the eyes though...I knew what you meant by 3 fingers 2 knuckes deep, although she told me that you enjoyed it and asked for the whole fist. Had no problem fitting that D cell Mag flashlight up your ass to search around either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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